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Old 12-08-2006, 01:51 PM
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Default Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.

Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:06 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

Brag: Joe Jurevicius has a stellar performance in my 'win and get in' matchup - he's been sitting on my bench collecting dust and catching 2 balls a game.

Beat: Opponent who needs to win and outscore me by 50 got a 19 spot from Willie Parker. If he wins it's still better for my chances, but don't put up so many points!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:51 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

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Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.

Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him.

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Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week?
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

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Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.

Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him.

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Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week?

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My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:00 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

Brag: I'm on a bye this week!
Bitch: Next week I'll probably have to play the LT owner who's on an eight game winning streak.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:15 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

Brag: Willie Parker goes off for 37 FFB points week 1 of the playoffs after two terrible weeks.

Beat: I won the division...so I have a first round bye. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 12-08-2006, 07:54 PM
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Bitch: Idiot ar-tard in a KEEPER LEAGUE drops Steve Smith and Frank Gore right before playoffs start (he didn't make it). Two guys in the playoffs pick them up.

Variance: They're both on the other side of the bracket from me so I'd only face them in the finals.

Beat: Much like CDS, I won the regular season so I'm off this week and of course I had many good QB matchups this week but next week looks rough and I may go up against the commish if he wins and he's got Manning and Harrison and was the 2nd highest scorer in the league (I was first).
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Old 12-08-2006, 08:10 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

Your league commissioner wouldn't put a stop to something like this?
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Old 12-08-2006, 08:28 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

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Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.

Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him.

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Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week?

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My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF.

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Wow - this is bad. The Jets never give their carries to one guy - certainly not the way the Steelers do.

When in doubt - one man backfield > two man backfield. Or in the Jets case, a 5 man backfield.
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:21 PM
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Default Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread

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Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.

Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him.

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Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week?

[/ QUOTE ]

My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF.

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Wow - this is bad.


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Yeah, I know. Luckily, the playoff games are each two week contests. So I can rectify the mistake next week (assuming Parker has a good matchup, I actually don't know.) And you never know, Houston scored 20+ last week and has a better matchup this week.
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