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Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points.
Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him. |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
Brag: Joe Jurevicius has a stellar performance in my 'win and get in' matchup - he's been sitting on my bench collecting dust and catching 2 balls a game.
Beat: Opponent who needs to win and outscore me by 50 got a 19 spot from Willie Parker. If he wins it's still better for my chances, but don't put up so many points! |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
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Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points. Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him. [/ QUOTE ] Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week? |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
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[ QUOTE ] Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points. Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him. [/ QUOTE ] Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week? [/ QUOTE ] My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF. |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
Brag: I'm on a bye this week!
Bitch: Next week I'll probably have to play the LT owner who's on an eight game winning streak. |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
Brag: Willie Parker goes off for 37 FFB points week 1 of the playoffs after two terrible weeks.
Beat: I won the division...so I have a first round bye. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
Bitch: Idiot ar-tard in a KEEPER LEAGUE drops Steve Smith and Frank Gore right before playoffs start (he didn't make it). Two guys in the playoffs pick them up.
Variance: They're both on the other side of the bracket from me so I'd only face them in the finals. Beat: Much like CDS, I won the regular season so I'm off this week and of course I had many good QB matchups this week but next week looks rough and I may go up against the commish if he wins and he's got Manning and Harrison and was the 2nd highest scorer in the league (I was first). |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
Your league commissioner wouldn't put a stop to something like this?
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points. Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him. [/ QUOTE ] Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week? [/ QUOTE ] My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF. [/ QUOTE ] Wow - this is bad. The Jets never give their carries to one guy - certainly not the way the Steelers do. When in doubt - one man backfield > two man backfield. Or in the Jets case, a 5 man backfield. |
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Re: Week 14 FF Bitch/Brag Thread
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Brag: Willie Parker breaks out with 200+ yards rushing and a TD, scoring 27 points. Bitch: Because of his poor performance the last two weeks, I benched him. [/ QUOTE ] Did you notice that he was playing Cleveland this week? Did you realize he played Baltimore last week? [/ QUOTE ] My brilliant thought process: Parker has a good matchup against CLE. But my former bench warmer, Cedric Houston of NYJ, has an even better matchup against BUF. [/ QUOTE ] Wow - this is bad. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, I know. Luckily, the playoff games are each two week contests. So I can rectify the mistake next week (assuming Parker has a good matchup, I actually don't know.) And you never know, Houston scored 20+ last week and has a better matchup this week. |
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