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Old 12-04-2006, 08:28 PM
Oden\'s Hammer Oden\'s Hammer is offline
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Three weeks ago I was getting dropped off from a local bar where I parked earlier that night before I went off with friends. I managed to convince this girl leaving the parking lot to come over my house for some dark beer (Java Mocha Stout) and conversation.

Brag: We had copious amounts of unprotected sex in numerous positions, she suckled my nuts, gave good head and we came in unison. We fell asleep in each other's arms nekkid together. Woke up the next morning, had more sex and then took a shower together. Got my hair washed and shampooed and it was a pretty nice time. She's cute, we had sexy times, etc. and supposedly she said she was clean and I know I was at the time.

Beat: It burned when I just took a piss. I don't have pics of her for you guys. She's a smoker = big turnoff for me.

I don't think it's a std but I figure I'll go the free clinic just to be on the safe side.

Variance: She wasn't wearing panties. My cat came and slept on the back of her legs. She drank in excess (of me) to the point where I let her use a toothbrush before we hooked up.

Discuss? Constructive criticism welcome..report to follow in the next weeks. We're on talking terms but haven't seen each other since...
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:30 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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NO PICS SO I DON'T CARE
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:31 PM
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wrong forum
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:34 PM
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dip your [censored] in vodka
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:32 PM
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gave good head and we came in unison.

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Wow. That sounds like REALLY good head.
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:33 PM
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you spelled odin wrong
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:34 PM
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you spelled odin wrong

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Old 12-05-2006, 12:29 AM
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you spelled odin wrong

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Old 12-04-2006, 08:34 PM
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you spelled odin wrong

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godamnit gildwulf this was what i was gona post
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Old 12-04-2006, 08:38 PM
Oden\'s Hammer Oden\'s Hammer is offline
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odin's hammer was taken...I knew I shouldn't have posted this. ha..gg me.
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