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Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
Coming into college, I remember thinking about the brilliant professors/students I was about to meet. I also remember my disapointment upon hearing these gems:
Ethics 101: My professor is off-the-boat Irish. Raised in Dublin, Trinity University, etc. One day. . . Girl: When did you come to America? You don't have an accent. Boy: Are you deaf? He's obviously got an accent. Girl: I just don't hear it. Boy: Of course he does; he says Kant instead of can't. Me: It's pronounced Kant. Boy: No. . that's just his accent. Baroque art history: The class preceeding ours is Arabic. Girl: (pointing to what's on the board) What is that? Me: what? Girl: What language is that? German? Me: It's Arabic. Girl: Oh my god! That's Arabic?! Anyone else remember awesomely dumb collegiate quotes? |
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
im color blind to red, and shade blind on top of that. at this party i went to freshman year, i was talkin to a few girls, and somehow it came up that i was colorblind to red. one of the girls then asks me, dead serious, "If i wear a red shirt, and a red bra...can u see my chest?"
i didnt kno how to respond... |
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
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i didnt kno how to respond... [/ QUOTE ] There's so much you could have done here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
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im color blind to red, and shade blind on top of that. at this party i went to freshman year, i was talkin to a few girls, and somehow it came up that i was colorblind to red. one of the girls then asks me, dead serious, "If i wear a red shirt, and a red bra...can u see my chest?" i didnt kno how to respond... [/ QUOTE ] "Yes, but not your nipples." |
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
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[ QUOTE ] i didnt kno how to respond... [/ QUOTE ] There's so much you could have done here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] split, this is a huge letdown, u know how much potential was there, waiting for u?? |
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
The only thing she was "dead serious" about was giving you some action if you only hadn't screwed it up so badly [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
it took my advisor a solid 15 mins of writing down, using a calculator, and being frusterated trying to calculate my GPA and a few other things for graduation.
not to mention he was hitting on me in the process.. real classy |
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Classes within my major have shown the following;
Class participation = 1 / IQ Leads to some really, really awful debates. |
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4-5 people in my calc class cannot solve this without deep thought:
-2 - 4 = ? |
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Re: Dumb statements you didn\'t think you\'d hear in college
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i didnt kno how to respond... [/ QUOTE ] There's so much you could have done here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] split, this is a huge letdown, u know how much potential was there, waiting for u?? [/ QUOTE ] ur assumin girl was good lookin. plus, had a GF at that time...so wasnt happenin |
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