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Call 3 23.08%
Fold 10 76.92%
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:24 PM
Georgia Avenue Georgia Avenue is offline
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Default Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

A few weeks ago a girl I knew in college friend-requests me on Teh 'Space. She is pretty cute, (and Jewish holla!) but a confirmed clinger with annoying opinions about Hegel. Also, her profile picture sez that she's lost weight...so I'm on the fence. I write to her and her reply indicates (subtly) that:
1. She knows I'm single
2. She wants the dizzle
3. For shizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle

I put it the backburner while I pursue other lol developments. Then I get a call from a friend last night. We're talking about this and that.

He: Hey I totally banged XXXXX this weekend.
Me: O rly? Dang I was thinking about going there.
He: Its cool, I did it on two occasions and told her I just wanted to be f--buddies and she wasn't into it, so...go ahead.
Me: Do I have shame...let me check...ok no I dont-- its a possibility.
He: She's into you...she was talking about you. She said, 'Oh Georgia Avenue, so many girls thought he was hot in college...'
Me: Rly? Sweet!
He: Yeah, that's when I decided to f--k her.
ME: WTF???!?!?!????!!!!!
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:29 PM
Frogpond Frogpond is offline
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:40 PM
killsadie killsadie is offline
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

ooo 5/5 froggy!
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:43 PM
SomethingClever SomethingClever is offline
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

I needs pics of you making out with a dude before I vote in this poll.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:47 PM
miajag miajag is offline
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

I just stalked you on myspace and couldn't figure out which of your female friends is her. Pics/link plz.
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:56 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

CRISPY
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:57 PM
Triumph36 Triumph36 is offline
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

LOL @ "a confirmed clinger with annoying opinions about Hegel."

I loved how abstruse philosophy was able to create and destroy relationships.
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Old 11-29-2006, 02:23 PM
durkahdurkah durkahdurkah is offline
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

hahaha chemical brothers

anyway, you should just shove your diz in tha snatch yo. assuming she's cleaned since your boy gave her a ride obv.
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Old 11-29-2006, 02:27 PM
SAchamp SAchamp is offline
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is "Hegel" a code word for anal?
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Old 11-29-2006, 02:28 PM
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Default Re: Back with another 1 o\'those C**kblocking beats!

pics/links
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