ACTUAL POKER RELATED B B AND V

[crazymoose]

Beat:

Had two 2-outers and one not so 2-outer against me in the span of ten minutes.

Meta-beat: They involve less money than many of you can find in your couch.

Hands:

I have AA. Raise preflop. Flop is T82. Some asshat donks the min, I raise, overaggro guy behind me reraises. I call knowing he will shove any turn. Turn is 2. I chk, he shoves, I call.
River T. JTo is gooooooooooooot.

KK <<<< 88 all in preflop.

And the finale: I have 65s in diamonds. Flop is 877 with 2 diamonds. Checked to me, I bet a buck, donk chk/minraises, I make it like 9, he calls.

Turn 3d. He checks, I shove, he calls.

River: 8. K7o is good sir! Ship the man his money!

Brag: Despite this, I was up a couple buy-ins on the session.

Variance: I need a haircut.