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beat: my wife tried to do Muay Thai on me
I woke up just now around 7:30 am and got out of bed. I fill the sink with water and start brushing my teeth. She rolls around naked in the bed looks at the clcok and says to me "Youre waking up now?". Since I hate being asked rhetorical questions, I just make a grunt like sound. Then I walk over and turn on my notebook. She asks me what time we went to sleep last night. I shrug my shoulders and make another grunt like sound. Then she asks "Why are you waking up so early?". I make another grunt like sound. I start browsing the internet. She says "Are you waking up now?". We have a small cat named Happy which sleeps in a ball on the other side of our studio apartment. I calmly walk over and pick it up. She asks me "Why are you waking up so early?". I then take the cat, and push its head in the sink, holding it underwater, and start humming the lyrics to Thriller. She does a ninja roll out of bed, and lunges at me with a flying kick:
I let go of Happy, who makes a horrific squealing sound, and move out of the way. Her leg barely connects with my left crib cage. Happy hits the floor with a loud thump, and just lays there twitching. My wife mutters some profanity in Thai that I didnt completely understand, something about me having a big penis and a small brain. She drops into a three point stance. At this point, I am no longer angry, but instead fully erect at the sight of her doing naked martial arts. She then quickly puts two arms around my neck pulling it down, and raises her knee into my face, but I block it by putting my wrists infront. She swings a left hook at me. I duck and spin her around grabbing her. I hold her still and passionately kiss her on the back of her neck. She starts moaning in delight, but I am not sure yet if this is just a ploy to break free. I continue massaging her body and check her person strategically for moistness. The results are positive, so I fling her onto the bed. |
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Re: beat: my wife tried to do Muay Thai on me
hahaahahaahaahahaha
"her person" |
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this is not a beat if true
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alright.... ty for that, very interesting read
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Pics of wifey plz
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check her person strategically for moistness. [/ QUOTE ] haha. |
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lol
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asians and there crazy martial arts lol
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Re: beat: my wife tried to do Muay Thai on me
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I then take the cat, and push its head in the sink, holding it underwater, and start humming the lyrics to Thriller. [/ QUOTE ] wtf |
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