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11-25-2006, 10:45 PM
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needy smuts you wish you wouldn\'t of banged
Ring ring.
Me - "Hello?" Needy Smut - "Hey omg I didn't think you'd answer." Me - (perhaps that's because I've been ignoring your phone calls) "Ahh, what's going on?" Needy Smut - "Nothing, how you been?" Me - "Alright." (not wanting to make this conversation any longer than it needs to be and delay it from where I know she's going to take it, nonetheless, I felt morally obligated to omit the obligatory..) Me - "How are you, Sarah?" Needy Smut - "Well, stressed." (would slam head on desk if my eyes were not glued to the Notre Dame/USC game, I decide to have another swig and see if he's gotten any more creative since the last time) Me - "Sorry." Needy Smut - "My mom won't put up with me much longer, gotta find a new place to stay. I don't know what I will do, but I guess I will have to do something, she's lazy and won't work." (if one thing can be said for broad it's that she doesn't waste hardly any time, but nonetheless am deciding to act as if I didn't hear any of that) Me - I just got back from Green Bay, they got blown out 35-0, luckily many shots of Yukon Jack made for an okay time. dramatic pause Her - Look, I really can't talk right now. (voice trails off all sniffely and movie-like) Me - Oh, I'm sorry. Talk to you later. Back story : Right before I got married, I had a "fling" which lasted several weekends with this broad. She's 26, at the time was a very solid worker, but has a serious drinking problem. Lost job, three kids she can barely support and lives off hand-outs. I helped her out once and she said some really BS things, anyway whatever -5k until she finally started calling again periodically moping about her car payments, kids, lack of assets etc. I finally just cut her off and moved on. This is by far from the craziest skank I wish I wouldn't of ever got involved w/, but is the only one who chooses to still contact me years later. 
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#3
11-25-2006, 11:44 PM
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Re: needy smuts you wish you wouldn\'t of banged
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She called you and told you she couldn't talk right now? Or am I reading this wrong? [/ QUOTE ] Yep. My guess is she realized I wasn't gonna indulge her sappy story and figured she was wasting time trying to suck $ out of me.
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11-26-2006, 12:35 AM
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Re: needy smuts you wish you wouldn\'t of banged
There was this one girl Veronica Tipperdale. What a smut. I kept her around cause of her submissive personality and her ability to make a great cosmo. She hated doggy style, something about reminding her of her brother Elroy Tipperdale. I never understood what she meant.
I finally got sick of her lazy ass and outgrew my cosmo phase. Kicked her to the goddamn curb. Kept calling me up crying, some nonsense about her being late for something. Eff you ho, i dont want to hear it.
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#8
11-26-2006, 12:59 AM
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Re: needy smuts you wish you wouldn\'t of banged
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"needy smuts you wish you wouldn't of banged" Well, at least we know she wasn't using you for grammar lessons. [/ QUOTE ] meh Tuqster, I never say smut, but it's close to a sl*t in the way listed below. 3 : obscene language or matter Beyond the choice of verbiage, let us review the title and make the adjustment of [censored]. Needy [censored] you wish you wouldn't (would not) of banged. Sure one could say "needy [censored] you wish you hadn't (had not) banged", or "didn't bang", etc., I'm quite comfortable with my selection, and if you dispute this any more I will consider it slander.
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#9
11-26-2006, 01:03 AM
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Re: needy smuts you wish you wouldn\'t of banged
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Beyond the choice of verbiage, let us review the title and make the adjustment of [censored]. Needy [censored] you wish you wouldn't (would not) of banged. [/ QUOTE ] 
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#10
11-26-2006, 01:04 AM
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Re: needy smuts you wish you wouldn\'t of banged
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[ QUOTE ] "needy smuts you wish you wouldn't of banged" Well, at least we know she wasn't using you for grammar lessons. [/ QUOTE ] meh Tuqster, I never say smut, but it's close to a sl*t in the way listed below. 3 : obscene language or matter Beyond the choice of verbiage, let us review the title and make the adjustment of [censored]. Needy [censored] you wish you wouldn't (would not) of banged. Sure one could say "needy [censored] you wish you hadn't (had not) banged", or "didn't bang", etc., I'm quite comfortable with my selection, and if you dispute this any more I will consider it slander. [/ QUOTE ] lol... read a book, dood
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