Hiring a craigslist hooker for Winter Formal?

[el adam]

Any ideas on the rates? Think any would be willing to do it? Suggestions for San Diego area hookers?

Please share any relevant experiences as well.

[goodsamaritan]

If you are looking for someone who you wouldnt be embarassed to be seen in public with, I would advise against looking on Craigslist.

How much are you willing to spend? Sounds like your looking for a ~4 hour commitment, which could get really expensive with any decent looking ho.

[fluffpop62]

hahaha my Lord, what fraternity are you in/what school do you go to? If you go to USD you can just bring one of my friends - everyone likes dances!

[blackjack777]

Ummm, I hired a hooker. Had a good time, but ended up with genital warts.

[el adam]

fluffpop,

I'm a senior in high school. Although I am also in San Diego.

[fluffpop62]

So you're looking more for a "The Girl Next Door" Elisha Cuthbert experience? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] None of my sorority sisters really work for that, but one of my really good friends is a stripper! Still not pertinent to the OP, so I guess I can't help :/ I tried!

[gamblore99]

el adam,
are you going to make it obvious she was a hooker you found on craigslist? Will she be expected to dress like a hooker?

[el adam]

Obvious hooker is not a necessity, just an attractive(which makes craigslist seem like a bad idea) chick who will put out is what I'm looking for.

Strippers are fine as well, as long as she does me.

Also it would be pretty cool to get people to believe this chick is with me, so obvious dressing is a no-go I believe.

[wonderwes]

I could not stop laughing in my office when I just read the post title.

[blackjack777]

(WHO WILL PUT OUT)


You sir, are not looking for a date. You are looking for a skanky hooker.