This is why I want to kill children

[Tregan]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $2 BB (7 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

CO ($74)
Button ($369.35)
SB ($284)
BB ($598.10)
UTG ($104.05)
Hero ($421.05)
MP2 ($2434.30)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $2, MP2 calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $4</font>, Button calls $4, SB calls $3, BB calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $26</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $48</font>, Button calls $44, SB folds, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $226</font>, CO calls $26 (All-In), Button calls $154.

Flop: ($512) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $219.05 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $167.35 (All-In).

Turn: ($898.40) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

River: ($898.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $898.40

Button tables the expertly played K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. (The other newb had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img])

Figures the one time I spike a miracle card I get re-f*cked in the worst way.

[edfurlong]

I don't understand any of this. Did anyone play this even close to okay?

[tomdemaine]

because it's easy?

[CrazyIrishman]

hero jammed with the best hand PF...I think thats correct?

[psyduck]

This is a 64/36. It's not that bad.

[edfurlong]

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hero jammed with the best hand PF...I think thats correct?

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Yeah, I'm an idiot. I thought it was eight or better, but I don't actually know how to play either, so I stand by my comment on the off chance its right.

[kiwi]

can't you tell the dealer to stop when you have AA? seems a shame to spoil it with the other cards

[blackjack777]

I just lost on Full Tilt after I maxed AAK10 DS.

What beat me?

89 J K, he got two pair.

Called 25 bucks to see the flop in a 25/50 cent game.

Omaha. Grrrrrrrr...

[ghostface]

he has to use 2 cards. why does the K play?

[RedJoker]

The correct answer is 'standard'