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Old 11-19-2006, 03:51 AM
gamblore99 gamblore99 is offline
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Default Claw hands

so I was at a kegger talking to this girl who was really cute, and a decent conversationalist. After about 5-10 minutes I notice she has only 3 fingers on each hand. At first Im not sure so I am kind of just staring at her hands trying to make sure I saw correct, which I did. After claw hands are confirmed I carry on the conversation for 2-3 minutes more than excuse myself. Looking back I kind of regret not trying to make anything happen, because it would be a much better post than this.
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Old 11-19-2006, 03:53 AM
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claw job?
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Old 11-19-2006, 03:55 AM
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She's someone you have to do for the sake of the story you can tell.
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Old 11-19-2006, 03:57 AM
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Pick up some mittens on the way to her place you pussy.
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Old 11-19-2006, 03:57 AM
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that's what they told me about my ex's grandma...boy were they wrong
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Old 11-19-2006, 03:58 AM
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WHAT?!?!
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Old 11-19-2006, 03:59 AM
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:06 AM
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What?
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:07 AM
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inside?
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:09 AM
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3 fingers, 3 fingers + a thumb, or 2 fingers + a thumb? Deformed or normal-ish looking?

A normal-ish looking 3 fingers and a thumb or maybe even two fingers and a thumb seems worth it.
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