Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship

abadplayer · #1 11-14-2006, 04:55 AM

Long story short, I don't even think I'm in a relationship, the girl seems to think so, and I want out asap, I'd rather questions than answers, so good, generic excuses are much appreciated.

edfurlong · #2 11-14-2006, 04:56 AM

"So, uh, I'm breaking up with you. If I could get my Metallica T-shirt before I go that would be great."

jerG123 · #3 11-14-2006, 04:57 AM

I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

abadplayer · #4 11-14-2006, 04:58 AM

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I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

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I have honestly already tried this

edfurlong · #5 11-14-2006, 04:59 AM

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I caught the gay, I don't think we can date anymore.

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I have honestly already tried this

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Try it again, you get used to it after a while.

THAY3R · #6 11-14-2006, 05:07 AM

Stop answering the phone, stop answering the door.

Fours · #7 11-14-2006, 05:09 AM

making out with a dude whlie she is watching might work.

abadplayer · #8 11-14-2006, 05:09 AM

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making out with a dude whlie she is watching might work.

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I don't know if I'm that interested in breaking up with her.

absoludicrous · #9 11-14-2006, 05:13 AM

Why do you need an excuse? Stop calling her, and stop seeing her. It's that simple.

RunDownHouse · #10 11-14-2006, 05:14 AM

OK, its late, not much going on, whatever. But this thread sucks AND you've cross-posted it in BBV. To be honest, my first thought was that you were redpill, but you didn't mention your sweet ride or how fast it could go, so I had some doubts.