OOT - help me have a threesome (long backstory, cliffnotes)

[Big Poppa Smurf]

this is the tale of how my roommate and i almost had a threesome, and how we ended up with blue balls.

Basically, long story short, he broke up with his long-term girlfriend tonight, and we invited this chick to come over and hang out with us. She has hooked up with many of our friends, and has once bet me that i wouldn't have a threesome with her. Eventually the three of us got to looking at a book entitled "The Better Guide to Sex" which contained fairly graphic and hot pictures. The conversation eventually turned to the time last year my friend and i made out so we could feel her boobs through her bra. We are not gay. Keep that part in mind for later.

Anyways she eventually hints that if we kiss, the same kind of thing might happen again. We bargain her into letting us do this to her totally topless. We make out for 5 seconds, then she takes off her bra. I have been waiting 3 years to hook up with her, and a little man-kiss isn't stopping me.

She takes off her bra. Her breasts are actually larger than I thought (and I thought they were C's), and they were literally the hottest boobs I've ever seen. They were perfect. They were juicy. So we feel them and kiss them for 5 seconds, then she makes us stop and puts her bra back on.

This is where things started to get dicey. She said she should go to the bathroom and then leave (also I forgot to mention earlier that she has had a 3-some before, with another chick and a dood.), but we talk her into staying by asking her what she would like to see, or what we could try tto bargain for. We have to make out again, and this time wwe forget to make her count. We are not gay...I think. This sounds really gay as I type it.

This time as our reward we each get to kiss her, except she is not a good kisser. That's ok because we spend most of our time massaging her thighs and boobs. I wish I could describe just how perfect they are, it was like 3 years of waiting and they were still nicer than I imagined them to be.

So we try to convince her to go topless now, and she agrees to if we agree to. the whole time so far she has been kind of nervous, but we've been making her feel comfortable and taking it slow so she's not getting freaked out. My friend then takes off her bra, and we begin taking turns making out with her, feeling her bra, and fingering her through her panties. This goes on for a while, but everytime we try to go under her panties, she kind of pulls our hands away a little.

THEN SOME DRUNKEN RETARDS OPEN OUR DOOR, and she gets freaked out and says she needs to go. I remember my game readings and decide it is time to fight some LMR. We go "fine, it's getting late, you should go, it wasn't that much fun anyway" etc etc. She gets kinda flustered a few times and was like "oh really" or like "ah huh?" because she is the type of girl who is used to guys falling all over her. IT ALMOST WORKS, but then she leaves.

In case it's relevant, I signed on to AIM for about half an hour and she was on but I refused to talk to her.

So, what do we do to insure that we get to finish this 3-some? I am literally so angry and depressed I want to break our tv with our chair.

Cliffnotes: I make out with my roommate a lot to try to have a 3-some. We get her topless and are engaged in heavy petting, dood opens door, she gets freaked out and leaves despite us trying to cope with some LMR.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

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[onthebutton]

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We are not gay. Keep that part in mind for later.

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We make out for 5 seconds

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We have to make out again, and this time we forget to make her count. We are not gay.

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My conclusion: Gay. Both of you.

You spent more time making out with each other than with her, from the sounds of it.

[fish2plus2]

It sounds like she was waiting for you to offer to blow eachother.

[WhineyPkrGuy]

Oh, He's gay. I made out with him at the office christmas party.

[edfurlong]

She probably just wasn't feeling the man on man make out sessions. Chicks can tell if you aren't into it, a little kissing isn't going to work, you need full on crotch grinding ear licking lust.

Just practice until next weekend and have her back over, you should be good to go.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

ok i emphasized the gay part in an attempt to make it funny, since to tell the whole story (which i felt important) i had to include that

second, we kissed for around 10 seconds total, but spent much more time "making out on her titties" as he keeps saying.

edit: she said guys doing anything more than making out was gross, which was a relief

edit2: dammit i forgot

[NT!]

why would you and your roommate want to do the same chick at the same time

sounds terrible to me

[edfurlong]

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second, we kissed for around 10 seconds total, but spent much more time "making out on her titties" as he keeps saying.

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A threesome has to go three ways, she isn't going to feel comfortable getting naked if she knows she is going to be getting all the aggression. She has to feel that you guys are into each other as well. You've seen porn with two chicks and one guy, the chicks play with each other as much as the guy. Get it?

Just get comfortable with your roommate over the next week, it'll be fine.

[GooseHinson]

Sounds like she was on her period. Girls like this you have to treat them like what they are: dirty whores. Just have your way with her.