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Old 11-11-2006, 03:46 AM
KajunKenny KajunKenny is offline
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Well just now I was going take a shower and my girlfriend wanted to play some poker... So I unlocked the screensaver and told her to goto pokerstars. I went do the [censored], shower n shave deal and when I walked out and she asked why she couldnt rebuy then I noticed she was at $43 dollars at a real money table. I took a double take.. I was like WTF? I looked and she had lost ALL my bankroll at PS. I had deposited $200 last friday and with some good O8 split cash game play plus some decent SNG and tourney finishes I had built it up to over $1400 dollars. She managed to lose it all in half an hour. She said she thought it was play money and that she could just rebuy...

As if things aren't bad enough that Jetsetpoker closed down taken almost double that with them (still waiting on that payout) now my girlfriend (soon to be ex?) lost it all. I told the guy at the table what happened and he said "tough luck".

Guess im done with internet poker. Sux when you are playing winning poker and still LOSE.

I am going find a dog to kick or a tree to punch or something.

If your interested in knowing, my s/n on poker stars is kajunkenny
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:47 AM
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SIIHP ftw.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:47 AM
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Nobody could possibly be this dumb, you are lying.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:50 AM
KajunKenny KajunKenny is offline
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Nobody could possibly be this dumb, you are lying.

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Screw you... This woman didn't have an email address till I met her. She never owned a computer... She is an artist. Why the hell would I lie.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:51 AM
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Whore out your gf, post trip report and pics/vids
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:51 AM
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Ahahahahahahahahaha, beat her up.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:51 AM
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I am going find a dog to kick or a tree to punch or something.


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I unlocked the screensaver and told her to goto pokerstars

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Why take it out on an innocent tree? Identify the root cause and punch yourself. Repeatedly.
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:51 AM
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hand history?
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:52 AM
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why the hell would you let her get on your account?
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:52 AM
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Why the hell would I lie.

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The same reason put your stars name in your post.
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