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Old 11-06-2006, 02:15 AM
Daliman Daliman is offline
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Default Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

PokerStars Game #6913082600: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/11/06 - 01:02:15 (ET)
Table 'Moira' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 5: EmpireMaker2 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 7: Batera ($5000 in chips)
Batera: posts small blind $25
EmpireMaker2: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Batera said, "lol im so silly"
Batera: raises $4950 to $5000 and is all-in
EmpireMaker2 said, "fk"
EmpireMaker2: calls $4950 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jd 5c]
*** TURN *** [Tc Jd 5c] [6s]
Batera said, "i have ****"
EmpireMaker2 said, "hold"
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jd 5c 6s] [5d]
EmpireMaker2 said, "hol;d"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Batera: shows [4h 5s] (three of a kind, Fives)
EmpireMaker2: shows [8d Th] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
Batera collected $9999 from pot
Batera is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10000 | Rake $1
Board [Tc Jd 5c 6s 5d]
Seat 5: EmpireMaker2 (button) (big blind) showed [8d Th] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 7: Batera (small blind) showed [4h 5s] and won ($9999) with three of a kind, Fives


okerStars Game #6913153278: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/11/06 - 01:10:18 (ET)
Table 'Moira' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: James282 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 7: Batera ($9999 in chips)
Seat 9: UallGoingTap ($5000 in chips)
Batera: posts small blind $25
UallGoingTap: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
SexyFlanders joins the table at seat #3
SexyFlanders is sitting out
James282: raises $4950 to $5000 and is all-in
Batera: calls $4975
UallGoingTap: calls $4950 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h Qs 8c]
Skipolo said, "announce handss"
UallGoingTap said, "unreal"
Skipolo said, "HURRY"
*** TURN *** [8h Qs 8c] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [8h Qs 8c 3h] [6d]
UallGoingTap said, "quads"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Batera: shows [9c Ac] (a pair of Eights)
UallGoingTap: mucks hand
James282: mucks hand
Batera collected $14999 from pot
Batera is sitting out
EmpireMaker2 said, "wow batera"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15000 | Rake $1
Board [8h Qs 8c 3h 6d]
Seat 2: James282 (button) mucked
Seat 7: Batera (small blind) showed [9c Ac] and won ($14999) with a pair of Eights
Seat 9: UallGoingTap (big blind) mucked

PokerStars Game #6913161413: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/11/06 - 01:11:13 (ET)
Table 'Moira' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: James282 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 9: UallGoingTap ($5000 in chips)
James282: posts small blind $25
UallGoingTap: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
ct112 said, "your the man"
ct112 said, "lol"
James282: raises $4950 to $5000 and is all-in
UallGoingTap: calls $4950 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5c 9s 7d]
UallGoingTap said, "brutal"
*** TURN *** [5c 9s 7d] [2h]
UallGoingTap said, "gg"
*** RIVER *** [5c 9s 7d 2h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
James282: shows [Ts 3s] (high card Ten)
UallGoingTap: shows [6h As] (a pair of Sixes)
UallGoingTap collected $9999 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10000 | Rake $1
Board [5c 9s 7d 2h 6c]
Seat 2: James282 (small blind) showed [Ts 3s] and lost with high card Ten
Seat 9: UallGoingTap (button) (big blind) showed [6h As] and won ($9999) with a pair of Sixes

PokerStars Game #6913168393: Hold'em No Limit ($25/$50) - 2006/11/06 - 01:12:01 (ET)
Table 'Moira' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: James282 ($5000 in chips)
Seat 9: UallGoingTap ($9999 in chips)
UallGoingTap: posts small blind $25
Skipolo said, "no here!"
James282: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
UallGoingTap: raises $9949 to $9999 and is all-in
James282: calls $4950 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ah Tc]
*** TURN *** [Kh Ah Tc] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Ah Tc 9h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
UallGoingTap: shows [Ad 7d] (a pair of Aces)
James282: mucks hand
UallGoingTap collected $9999 from pot
UallGoingTap is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10000 | Rake $1
Board [Kh Ah Tc 9h Qh]
Seat 2: James282 (button) (big blind) mucked
Seat 9: UallGoingTap (small blind) showed [Ad 7d] and won ($9999) with a pair of Aces

James282 appears to be particularly bad at NL poker.
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:20 AM
coxquinn coxquinn is offline
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

flipaments?
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:21 AM
DJ_Northstar DJ_Northstar is offline
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

i think they're doing flipaments
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:22 AM
Gary Stevenson Gary Stevenson is offline
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

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$5k flipaments!

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Old 11-06-2006, 02:23 AM
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

that is some awesomely degenerate [censored]
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:24 AM
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

gay
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:29 AM
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

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gay

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Old 11-06-2006, 02:29 AM
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

1st guess: laundering
2nd: flips

otherwise, i just do not know.
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:29 AM
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Default Re: Horrible preflop hand selection going on stars 25/50.

Daliman, you're a retard. Please kick your baby.
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:30 AM
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Daliman, you're a retard. Please kick your baby.

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Man, I can't for the life of me figure out what level this is supposed to be.
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