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Old 11-04-2006, 02:51 AM
gamblegood gamblegood is offline
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Default Dealers stop

To all dealers everytime a cocktail waitress comes by and takes orders stop saying I will take a shot of jack lol it gets old stop.
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Old 11-04-2006, 02:29 PM
TomBrooks TomBrooks is offline
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Default Re: Dealers stop

Why do they do that, anyway? Without understanding that, they might not stop.
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Old 11-04-2006, 07:12 PM
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Default Re: Dealers stop

congrats Gamblegood, you have officially become a "Cranky Poker Guy" Would it help if they changed the drink orders...
Possible suggestions:

Fuzzy Navel,
Sex on the Beach,
Screwdriver,
Margarita....

Just tell the dealer that was funny the first 6 times you heard it....

or

Thats as funny as some of the Rounders impressions I've heard. He'll get the hint...
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:02 PM
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dealer is bored and flirting with a good looking girl (mistakenly thinking he's funny...but some girls are dumb so who knows?).

Big deal.
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:47 PM
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We do it because we keep hoping she will actually bring us one.
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:51 PM
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Default Re: Dealers stop

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We do it because we keep hoping she will actually bring us one.

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A friend of mine told me a story about ordering a whiskey form the box. The casino manager and poker room manager were both in the game and the waitress brought a shot glass with apple juice in it and set it next to him.
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Old 11-05-2006, 01:31 AM
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A friend of mine told me a story about ordering a whiskey form the box. The casino manager and poker room manager were both in the game and the waitress brought a shot glass with apple juice in it and set it next to him.

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Did you inform the waitress that apple juice isn't what the dealer ordered? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 11-05-2006, 01:33 AM
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tell him its about as funny as the penis jokes he gets twice an hour.
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Old 11-05-2006, 08:10 AM
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To all dealers everytime a cocktail waitress comes by and takes orders stop saying I will take a shot of jack lol it gets old stop.

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Dealer tonight used this line and 4 people at the table laughed. Just because you've heard the joke doesn't mean everybody has. Clam up and laugh with the tourists, ya nit.
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Old 11-07-2006, 07:54 PM
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I actually got a milkshake like this once.

Best day of my life.
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