My ex-girlfriend drunk dials me...

paperjam · #1 11-02-2006, 11:14 PM

brag: she tells me she misses me and wants me back
beat: she dumped me (she is 22, i am 24) for a 40 year-old guy
variance: she tells me she gained 30 pounds (she used to be a hottie)
when i was with her

faded · #2 11-02-2006, 11:14 PM

looking forward to it

ahnuld · #3 11-02-2006, 11:15 PM

30 pounds? tell her to hit up jenny craig and leave you the f alone.

jdd12 · #4 11-02-2006, 11:17 PM

Has it been less than 9 months since she dumped you? Tell her to quit drinking, it's bad for your baby.

raise4value · #5 11-02-2006, 11:18 PM

tell her that you are to young to hang around with fat girls, so she should stay with "grandpa"

AceCR9 · #6 11-02-2006, 11:23 PM

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tell her that you are to young to hang around with fat girls, so she should stay with "grandpa"

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RikaKazak · #7 11-02-2006, 11:36 PM

GO FOR TEH SEX

Then dump her fat ass

paperjam · #8 11-02-2006, 11:50 PM

pictured added

tomdemaine · #9 11-02-2006, 11:51 PM

She's got a little something on her face.

paperjam · #10 11-02-2006, 11:52 PM

second picture is from oct. 31...