messing with a spammer

Josh. · #1 10-29-2006, 10:15 PM

credit to THE ezra for most of it

spammer: hi
josh: hi
spammer: I got your screen name from someone but can't remeber who
spammer: it was about online poker
spammer: and if you would be interested in rakeback?
spammer: do you know what rakeback is?
josh: no what that
spammer: you know what rake is right?
josh: kinda
spammer: the money taken out of the pot
josh: oh i see, i always wondered hhow the sites made money
spammer: yes
spammer: you can get that money back
josh: why would they give the money back
spammer: to attract players
spammer: not all just some people get it
josh: and why are you asking me this
spammer: I work for a site
spammer: thats gives the money back
spammer: would you wnat to try it?
spammer: want*
spammer: it saves alot of money
spammer: i will also throw in a 100% deposit bonus
josh: well on what site dood
spammer: [site name]
spammer: use that link
josh: never heard of it
josh: it fun?
spammer: yes very
spammer: very friendly also
spammer: what games do you like to play?
spammer: such as stakes
josh: it allow you ro upload your picture like on that bodog thing/
spammer: yes
spammer: on your profile
spammer: you play on bodog?
spammer: what stakes?
spammer: I made $400 there and cashed out
josh: $400?!?!?!
josh: wowo
josh: [censored] dude
josh: i play small
spammer: yes in 1 hour 30 minutes
spammer: oh ok
spammer: I play 2/4
josh: wow, no limit/
josh: those games sorta scare me
spammer: and 5/10 win I have a big roll
spammer: yes NL
josh: wow man
spammer: well I have some who backs me
josh: youre lucky
spammer: what games do you like?
josh: the holdem
spammer: I know
josh: i play with my boys
spammer: but stakes?
spammer: like 10/25 cent
josh: yea
josh: 400 a lot to me
spammer: thats good
spammer: thats what this site is mostl;y
josh: got a 2 year odl in the house
spammer: mostly*
josh: cant waste the dollars
josh: you know/
spammer: oh, but you could do really well
josh: you think i could win like 2-3k if i worked really hard?
spammer: yeah for sure
spammer: I have won that in one session
spammer: playing 5/10
josh: my fiancee really wants to go to new york citry for vacation
josh: would love to make it happen
josh: isnt the online rigged tho/
spammer: no no
spammer: not at all
spammer: do you have neteller?
josh: yea i think i created that a while back
spammer: I show you another site as well
josh: o sweet
spammer: you can make 1-2 K on both sites
spammer: theu have a $1 qualifier with like 20 people to a $5,000
spammer: tournament
spammer: on the other site
josh: dayum
josh: lets make that happen
spammer: Jason_jr <------------- do you know what that is
spammer: ?
josh: what/
josh: no
spammer: oh ok
josh: what is it
josh: that you/
spammer: Jason_jr
josh: ?
spammer: no
spammer: i was thinking thats where i got your s/n from
spammer: but I guess not
josh: ive heard that some sites will give you like free hats and shirts and struff
josh: like the guys wear on tv/
josh: ?
josh: you know how to do that?
spammer: yeah, I will get you a hat and a shirt
spammer: i talk with the owner of this site
spammer: alot
josh: nice, thanks man for hooking it up
spammer: yeah
josh: which site again?
spammer: [site]
spammer: use that link
josh: ive nveer heard of that site
josh: u sure its legit/
spammer: yes I am 100%
josh: is it as big as party poker?
spammer: no no
josh: thats the only site i play at
spammer: its small
josh: actually
josh: i also played at bodog
spammer: ver small, but very easy
spammer: to make money
josh: how many people
spammer: I will help you make money
spammer: 1,069 players online rigth now
spammer: about 50 playing real money
josh: all playing no limits?
josh: oh
josh: only 50
josh: sounds weak
spammer: yes, but if you sit at a table
spammer: people will come
spammer: easy money
spammer: thats where I play my 5/10
spammer: at
spammer: only site I would ever play 5/10 Nl at
spammer: low stakes like you like
spammer: wait
josh: yea
spammer: download that one
spammer: and look at it
spammer: and if you don't like it
josh: k, give me a few
spammer: I will show you another one
josh: which other one?
spammer: Tropical
spammer: samll also
spammer: small also
spammer: but if you want to make money
spammer: playing low games
josh: yoiu like small sites more?
josh: they more friendly
spammer: I make most money
spammer: not at the levels I play
spammer: but yes low stakes are
spammer: download both
spammer: and tell me what you think
josh: k man, well i appreciate it
spammer: yeah, let me know your log -in names
spammer: for each
spammer: when youa re done
josh: but i shouldnt give you my password, right?
josh: or do you need that too
spammer: no no
josh: cause i dont want you to touch my money
spammer: you keep that lol
josh: you know?
josh: no offense
josh: k
spammer: yeah, I just need to know so I can get you the rakeback and bonuses
josh: k
josh: how do you make so much money
josh: every time i have kings they ahve aces
spammer: lol
spammer: just not have stuff like that happen to you
josh: and every time i make like two pair they always have something better
josh: i dont get it
josh: when i play with my boys i win like 10-15 every night
spammer: don't worry
spammer: I know what your talkng about
spammer: on the big networks
josh: i mean this one time i had aces
josh: and this guy staid all the way to the river with qj
spammer: thats why I don't play 5/10 NL
spammer: on bug ste
spammer: big sites*
josh: and made 4 jacks on the river
josh: he rivered me
spammer: dam
josh: so insane
spammer: yeah thats pretty abd
spammer: bad8
spammer: bad*
josh: i screamed and my baby started crying
josh: so thats when i stopped online
josh: but youve been successgful
josh: so i guess its possible
spammer: how much money have you won/lost playing
josh: ive lost like 250 i think
josh: real money, yknow?
spammer: yeah,
spammer: some people lose alot more than that though....
spammer: think about it
spammer: everytime.....
josh: yea one of my buddies lost a thousand
josh: i yelled at him
spammer: I walk away with 3 K from a table
josh: on paradise poker i think
spammer: someone loses 3 K
josh: i coukldnt believe it
josh: he had to hide it from his wife
spammer: wow
josh: i made him stop
spammer: I started from nothing
spammer: and built my way up
spammer: so I wouldn;t lose that much
josh: im jealous man
spammer: theres been plenty of time where I have lost money
josh: yea, but when im with my boys in the garage i dont get as many beats
spammer: but i am up about 25 K in the past year
spammer: I am in college
spammer: so it kind of helps
josh: 25k?
josh: where does all that money come from
josh: wow
josh: thats so much money
josh: i could take my fiancee on a really nice vacation
spammer: i spend it all on myself lo
spammer: lol
spammer: and save some for when I am out
spammer: of school
josh: what did you buy
spammer: a Jeep
josh: you bought a car
josh: thats so cool
spammer: that was 8 K b/c it was used
spammer: then I bought 2 computers
spammer: and a laptop
josh: why 2
josh: i only have 1
spammer: so i could have more sites
spammer: up
spammer: at once
spammer: and not get confused
josh: i dontg get it
spammer: then I put 5 K toward school
spammer: yeah, I play alot of tables at once sometimes
josh: what do u mean
spammer: i play on 4 different sites
spammer: like 2 tables on each site
spammer: so I have 8 tables up at once
josh: i dont get how you do that
josh: ]or whyt
spammer: make more $
spammer: see more hands
josh: you can see more than just your hand?
josh: isnt that cheatuing
spammer: no no
spammer: i see more hands, b/c I am on more than 1 table
spammer: I have 8 tables
spammer: I get dealt 8 hands
spammer: at a time
spammer: not on the same table though
josh: how do you keep track
josh: i coukd never do that
spammer: 2 computers
spammer: and they beep when It is my turn
josh: dayum
josh: i coulkd never do that
spammer: yeah, its hard
spammer: but I am trying to move away from poker a little bit from now on
spammer: thats wy I am advertising for sites
spammer: why*
spammer: i play 1/2 and 2/4 most often now
spammer: I did play 5/10 2 days ago though
spammer: but there are alot of swings in poker