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Old 10-28-2006, 03:40 AM
FishySayBANG! FishySayBANG! is offline
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Default Beat: ggbman pisses in his closet

My roommate, ggbman just woke up from a drunken sleep and took a wizz in his closet

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Old 10-28-2006, 03:41 AM
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I've been there, ggbman.
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:42 AM
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Default Re: Beat: ggbman pisses in his closet

been there, done that.

woke up wearing nothing but a t-shirt.
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:43 AM
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ggPEEman?
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:44 AM
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Default Re: Beat: ggbman pisses in his closet

This is better classified as variance.

I had a friend who was known to open drawers, pee in them, and close the drawers in his sleep.
closet > drawers > homeless people
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:46 AM
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Default Re: Beat: ggbman pisses in his closet

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My roommate, ggbman just woke up from a drunken sleep and took a wizz in his closet

Thoughts?

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I had this problem with a cat of mine. I had to throw her in the shower to break her of the habit. Maybe start by rubbing his nose in it, and if that doesnt work, maybe some harsh language (tone is important). You'll probably have to steam clean the carpet or get into the pad with enzymes to remove the smell. Pet care and discipline is time consuming, but worth it in the long run.
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:47 AM
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Default Re: Beat: ggbman pisses in his closet

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This is better classified as variance.

I had a friend who was known to open drawers, pee in them, and close the drawers in his sleep.
closet > drawers > homeless people

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I watched a buddy in the dorms wake up, get out of bed and wander down the hall. He takes a left one door before the bathroom and pisses where the toilet would be if he wasn't in some poor bastards room pissing in his sock drawer.
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:54 AM
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Default Re: Beat: ggbman pisses in his closet

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My roommate, ggbman just woke up from a drunken sleep and took a wizz in his closet

Thoughts?

[/ QUOTE ]

I had this problem with a cat of mine. I had to throw her in the shower to break her of the habit. Maybe start by rubbing his nose in it, and if that doesnt work, maybe some harsh language (tone is important). You'll probably have to steam clean the carpet or get into the pad with enzymes to remove the smell. Pet care and discipline is time consuming, but worth it in the long run.

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Just get an airsoft gun and give him a few shots to the throat and stomach. Also do this randomly throughout the day so he doesn't know when it is coming.
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:54 AM
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yeah ive done this befoe
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Old 10-28-2006, 03:55 AM
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pix pls of urine stains
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