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Old 10-25-2006, 05:11 PM
JJNJustin JJNJustin is offline
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Default Surprise Sex

Post about a place or experience you had, where you originally didnt have sex as the goal, but ended up getting some, a bj, or a handjob, i.e. at a therapeudic massage (not asian), doctors office, library, gas station, donut shop, chiropractor, etc.

Please try to keep stories real, I'm sure you dont want to read my fantasies and I dont want to read yours either.

-J
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:17 PM
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When I went out for some heavy drinking with my very recent exboyfriend's best-friend/roommate... OH SNAP!


aaaaand now we've been together ~2 years.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:24 PM
Cumulonimbus Cumulonimbus is offline
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a while back my roommate had this girl over as an informal first date kinda thing, and she brought her best friend. i was cooking steak and drinking beer when they arrived, so i'm already looking studly as hell. after a few jokes and such her friend is giving me fookme eyes so i tell her i gotta show her something in the back room... we go back there and are instantly up against the wall going at it. 3 minutes later we're upstairs in my room doin the happy dance, 30ish minutes later, after some barebacking, she yells "CUM ON MY TlTS!!!!" so i did. the end.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:34 PM
TomCollins TomCollins is offline
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Was upstairs in the dorms Freshman year. Group of girls lived 4 floors up, my suitemates used to go up there quite often. Lots of hooking up. Had a crush on this one girl up there, but she had a boyfriend. Her roommate was a bit chunky and a bit of the obnoxious drunk. Gets late after drinking, she is acting stupid, then "falls asleep" with her head in my lap. Yet her hand keeps moving. I help her along the way. Can't do much because everyone is still there. So eventually we go back down to our rooms, I call her out on it on AIM the next day, and she admits to faking it. Had to sneak up there a few times, didn't want any of my friends to know I was hitting that.
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:41 PM
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:43 PM
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i dont really have any good stories but the title made me think of something this girl said once.

girl A was complaining that her bf tried to screw her while she was sleeping. "thats like rape ya know!"

girl B says "i dont believe in rape. its surprise sex to me."
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Old 10-25-2006, 05:58 PM
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My wife blew me in the delivery room before birthing our second kid.
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Old 10-25-2006, 06:00 PM
nooob nooob is offline
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My wife blew me in the delivery room before birthing our second kid.

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i'm not sure if you realize how close you came to gettin ur johnson bitten off.
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Old 10-25-2006, 06:01 PM
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My wife blew me in the delivery room before birthing our second kid.

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What?
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Old 10-25-2006, 06:04 PM
StevieG StevieG is offline
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My wife blew me in the delivery room before birthing our second kid.

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i'm not sure if you realize how close you came to gettin ur johnson bitten off.

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ya rly

besides, weren't there personnel randomly stepping into the room?
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