vinny chase and a little bit of b, b, and v

Josh. · #1 10-19-2006, 02:12 AM

couple nights ago my girlfriend was supposed to come home from a work event around 9 or 10 and have some champagne with me to celebrate our first real night in our new apartment. so as much as i am craving alcohol at this point i wait and wait and wait

at midnight she gets home stumbling around drunk off her ass. apparently adrian (vinny chase) from entourage was at her event and they hit it off. when she got home, he called and texted her a few times for her to get her to come back out with them. she decides to stay home but she's too drunk for champagne, although nto too drunk for me to make her a grilled cheese, and she passes out on the floor while eating it.

brag: vinny chase kept calling my girlfriend
beats: she probably wished she was single so she could go back out and try to do him, i ended up playing madden by myself stone cold sober, and you can figure out what the last beat of the night was [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
variance: wtf?

Dan87 · #2 10-19-2006, 02:17 AM

she [censored] him

Michael Davis · #3 10-19-2006, 02:19 AM

You should probably delete this, Josh. This can't be good. Vinny Chase should not have your girlfriend's phone number.

You guys planned a celebration, she blew it off to hang out at a bar with some actor, showed up drunk and obviously blew you off (the wrong way). You should be seriously pissed.

-Michael

mak15 · #4 10-19-2006, 02:20 AM

1.) text him back to find out where he is.
2.) go there.
3.) kill him.

HOWMANY · #5 10-19-2006, 02:22 AM

[ QUOTE ]
You should probably delete this, Josh. This can't be good. Vinny Chase should not have your girlfriend's phone number.

You guys planned a celebration, she blew it off to hang out at a bar with some actor, showed up drunk and obviously blew you off (the wrong way). You should be seriously pissed.

-Michael

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't worry, he took a baseball bat and beat her while she was sleeping. He showed her what commitment means.

Josh. · #6 10-19-2006, 02:23 AM

nah i trust her (after 6 years of faithfulness i should), and it was a work event

HOWMANY · #7 10-19-2006, 02:24 AM

[ QUOTE ]
nah i trust her (after 6 years i should), and it was a work event

[/ QUOTE ]

Then what the hell does this mean?

[ QUOTE ]
and you can figure out what the last beat of the night was

[/ QUOTE ]

I naturally assumed it meant that you beat her to within an inch of death while she squirmed defenseless on the ground.

Dan87 · #8 10-19-2006, 02:25 AM

that he jerked off?

multious · #9 10-19-2006, 02:25 AM

is he on her list?

HOWMANY · #10 10-19-2006, 02:25 AM

[ QUOTE ]
that he jerked off?

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't believe you.