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Old 01-29-2006, 09:18 PM
jsnipes28 jsnipes28 is offline
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Playing in 2/5 game that is a raked home game. Been there for about 30 minutes. I get J7 on the CO and am about to muck but there is a knock on the door. One guy goes over to get and it- "Gimme your [censored] money. Everybody. Now" Two dudes come flying in brandishing handguns and wearing skimasks. They pistol-whip the dude who opened the door and then go straight to the guy whose house it is and pistol whip him right in the skull. They rip some gaudy necklace off of him and force him at gunpoint to where all the money is kept. They take all the jewelry, cell phones, everything, and usher everyone into the bathroom before bolting.

And i thought a two outer was a [censored] way to lose $300. Safe to say i won't be going to any sketchy home games for a while.
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:21 PM
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didn't....happen.
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:24 PM
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thanks for the 300 bucks, fish
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:27 PM
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didn't....happen.

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Yea dude, didn't happen.

Is this a pretty standard line for most robbers?
Have you ever been robbed while playing?
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:04 PM
StepBangin StepBangin is offline
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Playing in 2/5 game that is a raked home game.

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Totally Illegal
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Two dudes come flying in brandishing handguns

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These are the polices

Everything else, totally made up
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:30 PM
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Ah, what it's like to be fourteen.
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:32 PM
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Playing in 2/5 game

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stopped reading thereafter.
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