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Old 01-29-2006, 06:55 PM
Los Feliz Slim Los Feliz Slim is offline
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I've noticed something. When my wife walks into the room while I'm in the middle of a hand and way ahead, I get beaten. It's happened far too often to be a coincidence.
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Old 01-29-2006, 06:56 PM
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other: kill her.
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:05 PM
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That's strange...I've always been able to get lucky with her. ZING!
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:46 PM
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get her to smoke the sausage while you play, that should turn around your luck
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:48 PM
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get her to smoke the sausage while you play, that should turn around your luck

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Gotta have good timing though, don't want your brain going out in the middle of a big haa..aaaaaa....aaaaaaaaaaaaa......
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:02 PM
Los Feliz Slim Los Feliz Slim is offline
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get her to smoke the sausage

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Single, eh?
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:04 PM
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Default Re: I think my wife might be bad luck
Yet another reason why marriage is -EV.
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:43 PM
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Default Re: I think my wife might be bad luck
Get her to track down your opponents, and walk into their room whilst your in a hand with them.

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Old 01-29-2006, 10:53 PM
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Divorce...
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:05 PM
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Start prop betting her against you winnning the hand while ahead.
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