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Ode to Party
O Party, thou hast cleft my heart in twain!
With thee, I spent a thousand sleepless nights, In ecstasies of pleasure and of pain, So splendid were thy succulent delights! Thy epic tournies, rife with jousting donks, Did rescue me from abject destitution; Now Dubya and his idiotic wonks Do invite my bloody retribution! How dare they say with whom you can transact, And cordon you from he who loves you most? I swear this day a solemn, sacred fact; Election Day, those f*ckers will be toast. But if that fails, there's but one thing to do: To Canada! Where we begin anew. |
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Re: Ode to Party
Weak
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Re: Ode to Party
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Weak [/ QUOTE ] Lets hear yours then jackass. |
#4
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Re: Ode to Party
"Lets hear yours then jackass!"
The random troll would say, Yet all the other children Laughed at him anyway! "Lets hear yours then jackass!" This statement's rather queer, You'd think that random poetry Was a thing we'd like to hear! |
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Re: Ode to Party
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"Lets hear yours then jackass!" The random troll would say, Yet all the other children Laughed at him anyway! "Lets hear yours then jackass!" This statement's rather queer, You'd think that random poetry Was a thing we'd like to hear! [/ QUOTE ] Very nice. I don't get it though. |
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Re: Ode to Party
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[ QUOTE ] Weak [/ QUOTE ] Lets hear yours then jackass. [/ QUOTE ] Why would I make one? The idea is weak. The product was weak. Your poor attempt at a troll comment was weak. Ship it. |
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Re: Ode to Party
good effort, not very bbv
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Re: Ode to Party
WTFBBQ
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Re: Ode to Party
I like it.
But i also lean towards ASPoker eating a big pile of [censored]. |
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Re: Ode to Party
Classy
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