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Old 10-13-2006, 08:57 PM
D. Bosola D. Bosola is offline
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Default Ode to Party

O Party, thou hast cleft my heart in twain!
With thee, I spent a thousand sleepless nights,
In ecstasies of pleasure and of pain,
So splendid were thy succulent delights!
Thy epic tournies, rife with jousting donks,
Did rescue me from abject destitution;
Now Dubya and his idiotic wonks
Do invite my bloody retribution!
How dare they say with whom you can transact,
And cordon you from he who loves you most?
I swear this day a solemn, sacred fact;
Election Day, those f*ckers will be toast.
But if that fails, there's but one thing to do:
To Canada! Where we begin anew.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:04 PM
ASPoker8 ASPoker8 is offline
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Weak
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:16 PM
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Weak

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Lets hear yours then jackass.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:22 PM
The Bryce The Bryce is offline
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Default Re: Ode to Party

"Lets hear yours then jackass!"
The random troll would say,
Yet all the other children
Laughed at him anyway!

"Lets hear yours then jackass!"
This statement's rather queer,
You'd think that random poetry
Was a thing we'd like to hear!
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:23 PM
$Robbed$ $Robbed$ is offline
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Default Re: Ode to Party

[ QUOTE ]
"Lets hear yours then jackass!"
The random troll would say,
Yet all the other children
Laughed at him anyway!

"Lets hear yours then jackass!"
This statement's rather queer,
You'd think that random poetry
Was a thing we'd like to hear!

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Very nice. I don't get it though.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:23 PM
ASPoker8 ASPoker8 is offline
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Weak

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Lets hear yours then jackass.

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Why would I make one? The idea is weak. The product was weak. Your poor attempt at a troll comment was weak.

Ship it.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:28 PM
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Default Re: Ode to Party

good effort, not very bbv
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:31 PM
OasisG OasisG is offline
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WTFBBQ
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:33 PM
Mike Jett Mike Jett is offline
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I like it.

But i also lean towards ASPoker eating a big pile of [censored].
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:39 PM
ASPoker8 ASPoker8 is offline
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Classy
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