Least amount of money to...

bisonbison · #1 10-12-2006, 11:04 PM

Money delivered upon completion.

1. Sleep with a member of the same sex, average looks? (or opposite sex, for the homes out there. Like in life, the answers of bisexuals don't count.)

2. Kill a good friend of your parents?

3. Stand naked on a stage for an hour, alone, hands at sides, for a primetime special on Discovery HD?

4. Punch your mom hard in the face?

5. Lose an arm or leg, your choice?

6. Live on the median income in Sudan for 2 years?

7. Get a tattoo saying "bad decision" on across your cheeks and nose?

8. Get a tooth pulled while fully sober, straight and unanesthetized?

9. Sing the national anthem at the Superbowl? Unaccompanied.

10. Become 25% dumber?

Cause, honestly, we could outflank Jackass.

T.J. Combo · #2 10-12-2006, 11:11 PM

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Money delivered upon completion.

1. Sleep with a member of the same sex, average looks? (or opposite sex, for the homes out there. Like in life, the answers of bisexuals don't count.)

2. Kill a good friend of your parents?

3. Stand naked on a stage for an hour, alone, hands at sides, for a primetime special on Discovery HD?

4. Punch your mom hard in the face?

5. Lose an arm or leg, your choice?

6. Live on the median income in Sudan for 2 years?

7. Get a tattoo saying "bad decision" on across your cheeks and nose?

8. Get a tooth pulled while fully sober, straight and unanesthetized?

Cause, honestly, we could outflank Jackass.

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1. $300k
2. $50k
3. $10k
4. $100k
5. $25 million. Leg.
6. $5 million.
7. No amount of money.
8. $1k
9. My singing skillz are worth at least $20 mil.
10. $60

McShove · #3 10-12-2006, 11:12 PM

1. 1 mill
2. no amount
3. $200,000
4. $100,000
5. no amount assuming i can't get it reattached
6. not sure, $1,000,000?
7. if i can't ever remove it, $500,000
8. $150,000
9. $50k
10. no amount. 25 % is a ridiculous amount to lose

Hey_Porter · #4 10-12-2006, 11:15 PM

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Money delivered upon completion.

1. Sleep with a member of the same sex, average looks? (or opposite sex, for the homes out there. Like in life, the answers of bisexuals don't count.)
2. Kill a good friend of your parents?
3. Stand naked on a stage for an hour, alone, hands at sides, for a primetime special on Discovery HD?
4. Punch your mom hard in the face?
5. Lose an arm or leg, your choice?
6. Live on the median income in Sudan for 2 years?
7. Get a tattoo saying "bad decision" on across your cheeks and nose?
8. Get a tooth pulled while fully sober, straight and unanesthetized?
9. Sing the national anthem at the Superbowl? Unaccompanied.
10. Become 25% dumber?

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1. My initial thought was 100k, but in all honesty I could probably be sold for less.
2. No amount. To kill anyone, for that matter.
3. $20k
4. $50k. She'd understand.
5. $700k
6. $1mm
7. $500k
8. $5k
9. $1k
10. $1mm

Dementia · #5 10-12-2006, 11:15 PM

1.) 25 mill = can be drunk during & forget about it
2.) 0 unless they had it coming
3.) 20k
4.) 0
5.) 0
6.) 0
7.) 200 mill = obv cant forget about this, therefor more $
8.) 50 mill
9.) 20k
10.) 0 because I'd just blow the $

nation · #6 10-12-2006, 11:16 PM

1. 1 mill
2. no amount
3. 500k
4. no amount
5. no amount
6. 10mil
7. 1 mil
8. 500k

DrPublo · #7 10-12-2006, 11:16 PM

Disgraceful that the first two responses in this thread wanted substantially more money to sleep with someone of the same sex than to punch their mother hard in the face.

The Doc

gumpzilla · #8 10-12-2006, 11:17 PM

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1. Sleep with a member of the same sex, average looks? (or opposite sex, for the homes out there. Like in life, the answers of bisexuals don't count.)

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I wonder what the over/under is on how many people will say "No way. I'd NEVER do that." for this one is. I think at least 75% of the forum. I would, but I'm not sure what my price would be. Infidelity issues aside, which would make it more expensive, I think somewhere between $75k and $150k would do it. EDIT: Early results are proving me plesantly wrong in substance.

I wouldn't give up an arm or leg, I wouldn't live in the Sudan, I'm not killing anyone.

Nudity - I'd be more concerned about the notoriety and consequences for day to day life than the prospect of America seeing my sweaty ballsack. As a result, I'd probably want about $5 million for this.

Tooth pulling - I'm a wuss, I don't like pain. Let's say $250k.

Tattoo - What complications are involved in getting it removed? If not many, and I didn't have to sport it too long, 50k on top of removal costs. If it's staying on forever, no thanks.

Dementia · #9 10-12-2006, 11:19 PM

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Disgraceful that the first two responses in this thread wanted substantially more money to sleep with someone of the same sex than to punch their mother hard in the face.

The Doc

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Yeah. If someone had millions on them and told me if I knock my own mother out I'd be given that cash, I'd most likely knock them out and keep it.

Hey_Porter · #10 10-12-2006, 11:19 PM

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Disgraceful that the first two responses in this thread wanted substantially more money to sleep with someone of the same sex than to punch their mother hard in the face.

The Doc

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You failed to take into account that I punch like a girl [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]. Besides, I think my mom would let me punch her in the face for way less.... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]