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Old 10-09-2006, 07:34 PM
jstnrgrs jstnrgrs is offline
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Default AM I a douche

This is probably the meanest thing I have ever done, and worse, I don't even feel bad about it.

I was at the grocery store. I had gathered the items I wished to purchase. I went to the checkout area, and picked the shortest line. There was a shopping cart at the end of the line that I had thought belinged to the person at the end of the line, however, after about 15 seconds, it became apparent that the shopping cart had been abandoned at the end of the line.

I went around the cart, and took my place behind the lady who seemed to be last in line. About 2 minutes later (lady ahead of me is just begining to check out), the owner of the abandoned cart returns.

She says to me "I think I was behing her" (refering to the lady who was checking out).

I said "Actually, you weren't here at all".

She said (obviously somewhat annoyed) "my cart was here"

I said "Well, you weren't"

With that, I turned around and kept my place in line.
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:35 PM
Q8offsuit Q8offsuit is offline
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Default Re: AM I a douche

In this instance? No. In general? Probably.
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:36 PM
By-Tor By-Tor is offline
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Default Re: AM I a douche

Standard.

I don't put up with crap like this and would have followed her home and flattened her tires that night to teach her a lesson.
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:36 PM
TheNoodleMan TheNoodleMan is offline
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Default Re: AM I a douche

You have posted many things on the boards that have made me suspect that you are in fact a douche. This is most certainly not one of them.
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:36 PM
JP OSU JP OSU is offline
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Well, she obviously wasn't hot, so this is ok...
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:38 PM
thirddan thirddan is offline
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Default Re: AM I a douche

this is the meanest thing you have ever done?
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:41 PM
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Default Re: AM I a douche

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She says to me "I think I was behing her" (refering to the lady who was checking out).

I said "Actually, you weren't here at all".

[/ QUOTE ]

For some reason this reminded me of:

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Old 10-09-2006, 07:42 PM
hyde hyde is offline
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you are a Masshole
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Old 10-09-2006, 07:45 PM
Aloysius Aloysius is offline
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this is the meanest thing you have ever done?

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Old 10-09-2006, 08:29 PM
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this is the meanest thing you have ever done?

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