Post the most idiotic thing youve seen typed in the chat box

[helloimcdog]

I'll start off with one gem i just saw:

»look_at_that: they should introduce a new hand to poker
»look_at_that: odds & evens 2,4,6,8,T
»look_at_that: i get them all the time
»ccbbmb: wonder where that would fit in the rank of hands

[McBusto]

McBusto:I'm pretty good at this game.

[His Boy Elroy]

Haven't we done this thread thrice?

[McBusto]

threeve.

[kidcolin]

you just revolutionized my home game

[james_leach]

I think that since the last time we did this thread, Matusow said something like: "It's not money anyway. It's computer numbers."

[MatthewRyan]

xx: i hope you get cancer
xx: you can use that money u sucked out to pay for ur meds sicko

-- I was amazed

[HeroInBlack]

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odds & evens 2,4,6,8,T

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I saw somebody on 2+2 a long long time ago call this a "Chinese Straight."

Mildly racist names for hands, however, are probably not such a good idea.

[nath]

the last funny one i can think of was in a party 109 donkament or something, when someone called my EP push with Q7s and doubled me up:

donk: suited
donk: flush draw

unfortunately, i am responsible for most of the idiotic things typed in my chat ox lately

[roxtar]

"Gotta play my outs"