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Old 10-05-2006, 03:16 AM
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Default BRAG: Talked [censored] to 3 Mexican Lolitas at a bar

Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:20 AM
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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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Abso... dog... while this play has it's merits... it's pros and cons... we both know it's not the 'champ' play... it has life, but not champ...
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:26 AM
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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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Old 10-05-2006, 03:38 AM
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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.

So I says... pardon?

So I faked her out with a corona bottle, the yo-yo goes for it, I hit her with a sombrero windmill knuckler, left, right, solarplexes, FLURRY, shes out cold.

And I say, "Is that your daddy bought you 745LI BMW enough for ya".

And ever since I've been the champ.

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GOLD.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:39 AM
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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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Abso... dog... while this play has it's merits... it's pros and cons... we both know it's not the 'champ' play... it has life, but not champ...

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This girl thought she was the [censored]. I mean, her "boy" drives a Bentley. "Have you ever seen a Bentley? My boy drives a Bentley..."
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:40 AM
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you're in Sac, right? No one here drives a [censored] bentley.

I must not get to the mexican part of town. Only mexicans I encounter are at jalepenos.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:45 AM
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Had a bet with my buddy that the driver of the 745LI BMW wasn't the owner, and her Daddy bought her the car. Of course her insecure self took it as an insult, proceed to talk [censored] to me, and dump a half bottle of water on me.


In the name of BBV I talked [censored] back to her, belittled her fatass hoochie friends and walked away the champ. [censored] bitches.

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You should have given her five across the eyes.
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Old 10-05-2006, 03:59 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: Talked [censored] to 3 Mexican Lolitas at a bar

it's like a good story, minus all the details
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Old 10-05-2006, 04:56 AM
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Default Re: BRAG: Talked [censored] to 3 Mexican Lolitas at a bar

snoop dogg had a music video shot in brazil. much of the focus of the video was on the blessed behinds of brazillian beauties. the said focus of said music video proves without a doubt that latin girls dont only go for, but enjoy, anal sex. I like latin girls.
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Old 10-05-2006, 05:01 AM
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did it also prove that they enjoy jizz on their face or did they leave room for a sequel?
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