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For obvious reasons, I am thinking that I might need to transition to B&M play in the future. I am developing a plan to prepare for B&M play. Here is what I have so far. Comments appreciated:
1. Find the slowest, loosest site on the internet that also has an obscenely high rake. 2. Play one table at a time, with no HUDs. 3. Light 20 cigarettes and place them in front of a fan that is blowing straight into my face. 4. Hire the old grumpy guy down the street to sit next to me and complain that everything I do is against the rules, and yell for a "set-up" every 2.3 minutes. 5. Get my 12 year old retarded neighbor to sit next to me and have a conversation with him about religion or politics. 6. Take a piss on a deck of cards, and soak some chips in crap, then shuffle the cards and chips while I am playing. 7. Have my wife walk by and pretend that she doesn't hear me when I ask for a drink. I think that pretty much covers all the bases. Did I miss anything? |
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buy a dealers handbook
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5. Get my 12 year old retarded neighbor to sit next to me and have a conversation with him about religion or politics. [/ QUOTE ] I laughed at this one. |
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I got good news big guy. Almost all poker rooms in casinos now are smoke free or have a smoke free section. I think it's been this way for awhile so you can skip the cigs.
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I got good news big guy. Almost all poker rooms in casinos now are smoke free or have a smoke free section. I think it's been this way for awhile so you can skip the cigs. [/ QUOTE ] Good point. This is the case in my local room. I'll just move the cigs and fan to my front door and walk through it before and after each session. |
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![]() [/ QUOTE ] Good point. This is the case in my local room. I'll just move the cigs and fan to my front door and walk through it before and after each session. [/ QUOTE ] Your wit is truly legendary. |
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and while you might not get a drink, whens the last time you actually had a shot to bed the waitress?
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and while you might not get a drink, whens the last time you actually had a shot to bed the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] You misread my post. I said WIFE, not girlfriend. |
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[ QUOTE ] and while you might not get a drink, whens the last time you actually had a shot to bed the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] You misread my post. I said WIFE, not girlfriend. [/ QUOTE ] yes, hence the word 'shot' [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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and while you might not get a drink, whens the last time you actually had a shot to bed the waitress? [/ QUOTE ] How many have you bedded? Where are the best sites to play to bed waitresses? When you desire to bed a waitress, do you ask her upfront for a bedding? Or are there code words, like, "hey baby, wanna toss my pillows?". I'm very interested in knowing more about bedding waitresses at the poker rooms. TIA |
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