Prankwars

hoksy · #1 10-04-2006, 11:05 PM

An all out war has been started among some of my buddies who live in the dorms at my college. I have been recruited to fight on behalf of on of the rooms. They came to me for my uncanny ability of seeking vengence on people but I can't think of anything original. Can anybody give some ideas that will show some thought was put into the plan while not destroying personal property?

Colonel Kataffy · #2 10-04-2006, 11:08 PM

lol...you even put the word "dorm" in the subject.

LionelHutz00 · #3 10-04-2006, 11:09 PM

gay porn on computer desktop
putting on-the-verge-of-overflowing trays of water on the floor, bed, etc.
spreading butter on the windows of their dorm/ car
turn furniture upside down

Shenlong · #4 10-04-2006, 11:16 PM

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An all out war has been started among some of my buddies who live in the dorms at my college. I have been recruited to fight on behalf of on of the rooms. They came to me for my uncanny ability of seeking vengence on people but I can't think of anything original . Can anybody give some ideas that will show some thought was put into the plan while not destroying personal property?

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It would seem to me that if you can't think of anything original on day one of your recruitment, that maybe you don't have that uncanny of an ability.

Also, why does it have to be original? The old tried and true ones are probably still the best. Just make sure you do them first so the other group looks like the copycat losers.

Klompy · #5 10-04-2006, 11:16 PM

Any sort of water prank, just be creative. Put hundreds of water cups around their door so they can't get out. Put water on their door so it falls on them. Tip a bucket of water against their door so when they open it it spills in their room.

Unscrew their eye piece and shoot a bottle rocket into their room through it while they're asleep.

Take newspapers from your local paper for weeks until you have stacks and stacks of them. Then crumple them and fill their room to the brim with crumpled paper.

Get everyone you know to give you their alarm clock with a battery in it, and fill this person's room with alarm clocks that have 9 volts that will have alarms going off every 30 min for the entire night, the key here is to hide the clocks well because after he has it happen twice he's gonna search his room.

I'm sure I'll think of more later, but this is what I got right now.

Edit: buy 9 chickens and label them 1-8 and 10. Let the chickens loose in a dorm and watch the fun while they're looking for number 9.

szw · #6 10-04-2006, 11:19 PM

Go back to the forum you stole your last pranks from for which you received this reputation.

Klompy · #7 10-04-2006, 11:20 PM

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Go back to the forum you stole your last pranks from for which you received this reputation.

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huh?

Scotty. · #8 10-04-2006, 11:24 PM

Unscrew vent in someones room. Place concoction of anything that is going to smell horrible pretty soon (milk, eggs, etc) inside the vent. Screw vent back on. Laugh as room owner gets no ass for rest of semester.

hoksy · #9 10-04-2006, 11:25 PM

In my defense Im only in like the 5th hour of my recruitment. My strategy is to use the shock and awe approach to make the enemy feel completely worthless and unable to retaliate

Keyser. · #10 10-04-2006, 11:40 PM

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Unscrew vent in someones room. Place concoction of anything that is going to smell horrible pretty soon (milk, eggs, etc) inside the vent. Screw vent back on. Laugh as room owner gets no ass for rest of semester.

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A really big whole fish works well. It's easier if your dorm has removable ceiling tiles.