Weekend Happy Thread XXII: The Congressional Doomswitch

MannyIsGod · #1 09-30-2006, 05:50 AM

N00bs and rubes, NL is a game where we can be playing for stacks on any given hand. You should find within this thread various methods of getting your stack in the middle. Open to all, post your awesomeness here. Enjoy!

Requirements for posting hands in this thread:

1. Hero believes he played the hand well.
2. HERO MUST WIN AT LEAST 80 bb's.
3. Post only converted hands and remember to post results.
4. It's also very nice of you if you can take the results out of white, so we don't have to highlight to see them.
5. If it's not obvious why you played the hand the way you did, give a quick reasoning.

So, if you play a hand that qualifies over the weekend, post it here and share the joy. Weekend starts now and runs through Sunday night.

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This is my first ever 100bb win with no showdown. Nice fold, sir.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $108.05
UTG+1: $110.90
CO: $390.10
Button: $70.50
SB: $93
Hero: $135.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, CO (poster) checks, 2 folds, 2 folds, Hero (poster) checks.
Uncalled bets: $1 returned to Hero.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, CO raises to $10, Hero raises to $37, CO raises to $110, Hero raises all-in $134.5, CO folds.
Uncalled bets: $24.5 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $221.5

terp · #2 09-30-2006, 06:16 AM

i'm still not sure i'd make money at poker if it weren't for tards like these

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($208.61)
MP ($357.28)
Hero ($210.15)
Button ($47.70)
SB ($218.44)
BB ($202.50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls $5.

Flop: ($15) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB calls $11.

Turn: ($37) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $35, BB raises to $70, Hero calls $35.

River: ($177) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

converter error, bah
retard bets 102, i shove, retard calls, ship it.

Final Pot: $400

Results in white below: 
BB has 3s 2s (three of a kind, twos).
Hero has 9d 9c (full house, nines full of twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $400. 

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($186)
Hero ($215.85)
MP ($257.85)
CO ($155.75)
Button ($48.87)
SB ($561.76)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
Hero raises to $7, 3 folds, SB (poster) calls $6, 1 fold.

Flop: ($16) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $15, SB raises to $46.66, Hero calls $31.66.

Turn: ($109.32) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $77, SB calls $77.

River: ($263.32) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero calls $85.19 (All-In), SB calls $85.19.

Final Pot: $433.70

Results in white below: 
SB has Jc Ks (two pair, kings and jacks).
Hero has Kh Kd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $433.70.

kslghost · #3 09-30-2006, 06:57 AM

Those would be hard laydowns though. First one is easier, but second one is tough.

kslghost · #4 09-30-2006, 08:05 AM

First two hands, not much villain can do...

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $157.83
UTG+1: $169.55
CO: $134.53
KSLGHOST: $210.26
SB: $29.76
BB: $90.90

Pre-flop: (6 players) KSLGHOST is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, KSLGHOST raises to $4, 2 folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($13.5, 3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, KSLGHOST bets $9, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($31.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, KSLGHOST checks.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($31.5, 2 players)
UTG bets $50, KSLGHOST raises to $175, UTG calls all-in $94.83.
Uncalled bets: $30.17 returned to KSLGHOST.

Results:
Final pot: $321.16
KSLGHOST shows Kh Js 
UTG doesn't show 4h Ac 

This hand was really funny because on another table, I had just stacked off with 55 vs the same guy who also had AA... flop came 346 or something and I decided at that time I had FE... but knew he would pay off on this hand since I had just done that right before.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
KSLGHOST: $129.35
CO: $105.05
Button: $218
SB: $70.55
CO: $134.53
BB: $158.95

Pre-flop: (5 players) KSLGHOST is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
KSLGHOST raises to $4, CO folds, Button raises to $13.5, 2 folds, KSLGHOST calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($28.5, 2 players)
KSLGHOST checks, Button bets $28.5, KSLGHOST raises all-in $115.85, Button calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($260.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $260.2)

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($260.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $260.2)

Results:
Final pot: $260.2
Button shows As Ad 
KSLGHOST shows 5d 5s 

Next three hands are donkey fests where they just act stupid.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: $70.55
CO: $134.53
KSLGHOST: $308.65
Button: $149.35
SB: $103.09
BB: $81.36

Pre-flop: (4 players) KSLGHOST is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
KSLGHOST raises to $4, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($12.5, 3 players)
BB checks, KSLGHOST bets $9, Button calls, BB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($39.5, 3 players)
BB checks, KSLGHOST bets $35, Button folds, BB raises all-in $68.36, KSLGHOST calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($176.22, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $176.22)

Results:
Final pot: $176.22
KSLGHOST shows Qs Qc 
BB doesn't show Td 9d 

I think CO was raising light and I was running over the table. When I got callers behind me I was thinking "bleh." Then CO pushed...converter messed this one up bad, he only had 8.30 more.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 playersA
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $17.90
CO: $22.10
CO: $134.53
KSLGHOST: $467.14
SB: $69.28
BB: $117.57

Pre-flop: (5 players) KSLGHOST is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO raises to $3.5, KSLGHOST raises to $14, SB calls, BB folds, CO raises all-in $131.03, KSLGHOST calls, SB calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($404.59, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $404.59)
SB checks, KSLGHOST checks.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($404.59, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $404.59)
SB checks, KSLGHOST bets $50, SB calls all-in $47.18.
Uncalled bets: $2.82 returned to KSLGHOST.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($498.95, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $404.59, Sidepot 1: $94.36)

Results:
Final pot: $498.95 should be around 160 dollars.
KSLGHOST shows Ad Ts 
SB doesn't show 4c Ac 
CO doesn't show 8d 2d 

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $106.20
UTG+1: $155.79
CO: $84.67
KSLGHOST: $209.56
SB: $83.45
BB: $88.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) KSLGHOST is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, KSLGHOST raises to $4, SB raises to $10, 2 folds, KSLGHOST calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($22, 2 players)
SB bets $14, KSLGHOST calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($50, 2 players)
SB checks, KSLGHOST bets $35, SB raises all-in $59.45, KSLGHOST calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($168.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $168.9)

Results:
Final pot: $168.9
KSLGHOST shows Jd Jc 
SB doesn't show Qs As

tubasteve · #5 09-30-2006, 08:26 AM

wrong thread moran this is the losers circle [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

kslghost · #6 09-30-2006, 08:29 AM

confused.

mosuavea · #7 09-30-2006, 08:40 AM

[ QUOTE ]
wrong thread moran this is the losers circle [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

No, but it should be as titled

Requirements for posting hands in this thread:

1. Hero believes he played the hand well.
2. HERO MUST WIN AT LEAST 80 bb's.
3. Post only converted hands and remember to post results.
4. It's also very nice of you if you can take the results out of white, so we don't have to highlight to see them.
5. If it's not obvious why you played the hand the way you did, give a quick reasoning.

sdfsdf · #8 09-30-2006, 08:54 AM

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($100)
UTG ($210.80)
MP ($46.86)
CO ($137.70)
Button ($96.62)
Hero ($146.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG raises to $2, MP calls $2, 2 folds, Hero (poster) raises to $8.5, 1 fold, UTG calls $7, MP folds.

Flop: ($21) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $15, UTG calls $15.

Turn: ($51) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $35, UTG calls $35.

River: ($121) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $50, Hero calls $50.

Final Pot: $221

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Ac (two pair, aces and tens).
UTG has Qs Jd (two pair, tens and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $221.

Novles · #9 09-30-2006, 11:08 AM

The limp/reraise is always 22

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $276.15
Hero: $284.55
CO: $193.20
Button: $443.30
SB: $208.10
BB: $271.65

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, Hero raises to $10, CO calls, Button calls, 2 folds, UTG raises to $76, Hero raises all-in $284.55, 2 folds, UTG calls all-in $202.15.
Uncalled bets: $6.4 returned to Hero.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($-510.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $579.3)

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($-510.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $579.3)

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($-510.3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $579.3)

Results:
Final pot: $-510.3
UTG showed 2c 2s
Hero showed 8s 8h

terp · #10 09-30-2006, 12:58 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Those would be hard laydowns though. First one is easier, but second one is tough.

[/ QUOTE ]

i understand both flopped big hands, but:
1) they called preflop with trash.
2) they got action on three streets.

in hand 1, i'm likely folding the turn with less than trips (at worst A9). in hand 2, i'm checking river behind with less than two pair.

basically, both beat bluffs as played - all hands are relative. so yes, i believe they are still idiots.