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Old 09-29-2006, 04:36 AM
nadical nadical is offline
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Default beat with a stick over and over

.5 beat - I lost 1k at 400nl
1 beat - drinking keystones with one dude 0 girls
2 beat - i go out to meet my hot friend, she isnt there
3 beat - i go to "ball it up" at the bar and my ID gets questioned at a [censored] bar
4 beat - i buy 6 shots and my debit gets denied
5 beat - oh [censored] no money left and there wa 600 on it last week
7 beat - i spit game at a girl get her number..try to kiss her in the middle of the bar DENIED
8 beat - go to a party everyone is blowing lines and i bitch out
9 beat - i go to taco bell alone
10 beat - i lose my keys and smoke newports alone for 20 minutes till my roomates wake up
1 billion beat - im typing this hammered, smoking a newport, listnting to techno, playing poker, alone.

please write suicide notes for me THX BBV
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Old 09-29-2006, 04:39 AM
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beat\brag: almost forgot my fb denied my phone calls, and i lost my neteller atm, my white lacoste shoes got scuffed to [censored] tonight
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Old 09-29-2006, 04:40 AM
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Default Re: beat with a stick over and over

I got you beat...I went to play scrabble (its cute, shut up) with this girl I'm into, our friend (her roommate) plays too, I pwn everyone obv because they are girls and therefore bad at games (I [censored] beat them in that DVD scene-it game the other night and i dont even watch movies), anyway her friend afterwards gets all depressed (we're all friends anyway before I started movin in on the one chick) so we're just chillin in the room listening to music. My girl lays on the bed with her and theyre just talking about bs while i sit on itunes trying to find some music that wasnt [censored] while getting yelled at to play songs. I leave. I couldve played like 2k hands tonight but instead pretty much wasted like 3 hours of my life.

At least you went out.
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Old 09-29-2006, 06:46 AM
SEABEAST SEABEAST is offline
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wow, the dude who owned me over and over tonight was wasted and miserable, awesome
take the 2K you ran me over for and go buy some happy pills :P
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Old 09-29-2006, 07:11 AM
Chump Change Chump Change is offline
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1 billion beat - im typing this hammered, smoking a newport, listnting to techno, playing poker, alone.

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Wow, replace 'hammered' with other drug slang (goofed up on goofballs, et cetera) and this is 4/5 of my waking life, of which 4/5 I generally enjoy. It's a matter of perspective.
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