no, no,no you havent seen SICK till you SEE THIS, SOOOO SICK

[TxRedMan]

This was from a tilt session yesterday.

I raise JJ UTG, BB calls KQoff.

flop 5 6 8 RB i bet, donkey calls

turn 5 (still rb) I bet, donkey calls

River Q donkey gets there and checks, i check behind

You [censored] donkey.


I get pissed off.

MP raises KK. I 3-bet 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] He caps, I call. HU.

Flop ace high, he bets, I raise, he calls.

Turn pairs the board 4's, no str8 or f-draw out there.

Check, i bet, he calls.

River, same thing.

I showdown 8-high. Why I tried to outplay this guy, who knows....i'm good at it in live games, but hey, [censored], you're playing online, THEY CALL ALWAYS HERE.DUH.



SUPREME TIIIIIIILT HAND, this one cost me 10 BB's from sheeeer tiiiiiiilt.


I havent entered a pot in 15 hands, trying to cool off. I decide to mix it up, because i've only raised solid hands UTG in the last 300 hands at this table, (the 87 hearts was a re-raise of a MP player)

I never do this, ever. I raise 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]UTG.

Folds around to MP who 3-bets me. Folds back to me and I call.

I flop really, really, really sweet.

7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

NO joke, I flopped a straight w/ a straight flush draw.

I bet, MP raises as predicted, I 3-bet, MP calls.

Turn pairs the board 9's

I bet, He calls AGAIN.

River 6

for a board of

7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

UGh... counterfeited, but he 3-bet me....maybe he has 10-10, but more likely the nut club or something like that.


I bet......


MP goes into think tank


He calls.


Shows 10 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]


Bad beat stories arent supposed to start out with, I had six high and he had ten high, but [censored] this [censored].


Let's think about it, I raise UTG. I'm always solid from UTG. He three bets doyle brunson sooted form MP.

Raise me on the flop, calls a 3-bet.

Calls a board pairing turn.

Just calls when he gets there.


Major tilt after this hand. I'm soooo glad I was playing on my party account and not my stars account.

[WackityWhiz]

wow, you spent an awful lot of time to tell us about a 6 outer river, a bad bluff, and an open ended straight draw that came through.

[Shabamabam]

You know what's really sick?

You making me spend a minute reading that garbage.

YSSCKY.

[milesdyson]

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YSSCKY

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[neverforgetlol]

whats that mean anyway

kill yourself?

[Shabamabam]

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whats that mean anyway

kill yourself?

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YSSCKY.

[AustinDoug]

Hand #1 That's a pretty weak river check.

Hand #3 If he's 3 betting your UTG raise with 10 2 s, then you've been on tilt a lot longer than you're letting on.

[keikiwai]

Way too many letters, words, and sentences for a BBV.

Take a cue off big poppa smurf and post some Elisha Cuthber pix...

[Shabamabam]

Looks close enough...

[miajag]

I bet those guys who sucked out on you can't bench 450.