Funniest Homeless Guy Signs

PhatPots · #1 09-13-2006, 01:24 AM

The Funniest I saw is "Why Lie? I need a Beer" (This was in Vegas)

My friend told me about a bum with a sign that said
"Ninjas killed my family, need money for Kung FU Lessons"

NT! · #2 09-13-2006, 01:25 AM

I saw one that said, "This sign was already in an OOT thread like three days ago"

Turned out kurosh's party BJ habit caught up with him

NT

NotMyJob · #3 09-13-2006, 01:33 AM

Why lie? Im not homeless I just wanna get high.

john voight · #4 09-13-2006, 01:56 AM

outside SF GIants game;

"My son is being held ransome. I'm $5 shy of freeing him"

Dire · #5 09-13-2006, 02:14 AM

"Bet you $5 you read this sign."

neuroman · #6 09-13-2006, 02:46 AM

"Get It, Willy"

edit: nsfw language

-beavs- · #7 09-13-2006, 03:16 AM

"Ninja's took my family. Need money for karate lessons."

"Need money for beer, pot and hookers. Hey, at least i'm not bullshittin' ya."

Howard Beale · #8 09-13-2006, 03:26 AM

Really old, ragged homeless guy sitting against a wall near Yankee Stadium:

'I suppose $100 would be completely out of the question?'

I gave him $5 for the laugh.

SkandarAkbar · #9 09-13-2006, 07:53 AM

wow i was going to say the ninjas killed my family one but now that I know it's a homeless favorite i'm just pissed.

DevilsFriend · #10 09-13-2006, 08:16 AM

saw one in my city that said

"spaceship broke, need money for parts"