"Hey Fish, do you know about PokerTracker?"

[qwnu]

Party NL100 - a very bad player luckboxes her way up to about $210. She then calls a large river bet with 9-high. She gets berated/coached by several players to the point where she is annoyed.

She donks down to about $10 and then Coach1 calls her raise:

Coach1: here's some money
uber-fish: funny
Coach1: to keep you in
uber-fish: shut up
uber-fish: goof ball
Coach1: i was donating!
[split pot]
uber-fish: haha
Coach1: sorry
uber-fish: all good!
Coach2: no one donates
Coach1: I was actually trying to give you money
Coach2: mistakes are made
uber-fish: don't want any donations!
Coach1: okay
uber-fish: this really is just fun for me!
Coach2: uber-fish do you know about poker tracker?
uber-fish: no
another_guy: is that one of those where they give u back money
Coach2: it is a program that keeps track of your play
another_guy: thought we can't use those
qwnu: anybody watching tennis 2day?
Coach2: I use it all the time very helpful
uber-fish: i'm not sure i want to keep track
qwnu: women's finals are 2day
Coach2: makes your play better if you look at it
uber-fish: really?
Coach2: that a some good books will improve play very much
[uber-fish busts]
uber-fish: you guys have fun
Coach1: good luck all, and have fun
uber-fish: thanks..thanks

Note that I tried hard to change the subject, but was ignored. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I know this is not the most important thing in the world, but if you are Coach2, please stop. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Updated to add: BEAT because I didn't get any of her $$$.

[HOWMANY]

This is why my chat is always off. The things that the "good" players say in chat are often more absurd than what the live ones say.

[McBusto]

I keep chat on to say things like "GIMME"

[gobboboy]

If he isn't going to try to get better on his own he isn't going to pay money for some mysterious program where he doesn't understand what anything means.

[Arbitrage]

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I keep chat on to say things like "GIMME"

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and "hmmmm's" while contimplating calling ai's with the immoratal nuts

[MatthewRyan]

if anyone ever starts doing this crap at my tables they get:

STFU U GODDAMN RETARD!!112@!1

followed by me telling them how I know they're gay

[HOWMANY]

The one time I accidentally had my chat on and someone talked about the PT stats they had on me (I probably had the audacity of being sneaky and raising with a flush draw or something) I accused them of using voodoo, as there is no other way for them to know how much I am up or down over the huge sample of 200 hands they had.

[Pog0]

If I ever hear one of you instructing a fish to come to this website, I'll rip your mortal nuts off.

[Hattifnatt]

cheers.

[tagtastic]

PokerTracker? I think that's one of those hacking programs that lets you see other player's hole cards! Don't listen to this cheater, you'll get banned. One of my buddies got banned this way, they even took back all the money he won.



but seriously people who mention pt in chat should burn.