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yes 47 29.56%
no 112 70.44%
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Old 09-09-2006, 05:54 PM
Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman is offline
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Default PLEASE KILL ME WTFMMMF

WTF. 2 weeks ago I told my coach at work that he has his head so far up the boss his ass that I can't see where he begins and the boss ends. Now I am out of a job. What [censored] ever. Let's play some pokah.

So I made this account on Full Tilt where you play with the pro's blahblahkafsaf. After two $10 lol donkaments I was up $700. Then I got drunk and lost mothrfcking everything playing 3-6 no limit. On top of that i smashed a $1500 laptop to sshit because i hate myself and monies. I kid you not.

Today I deposited $500 at party pokah and multitabled 1-2 limit for 3 hours. I was down $40. OMFFFG. I played blackjack for $25 a hand or whatever and am pretty much almusto with $47 left in tha account.

So I need monies. I can do the usual, go out, kill hookers and take their monies, or I could play pokah with my last $47. BBV choose. Thank you. Die.
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Old 09-09-2006, 05:59 PM
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the hooker massacre thing except with old people.
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:00 PM
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wheres the "he's a horrible failure" option in the second question??
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:01 PM
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wheres the "he's a horrible failure" option in the second question??

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The fact that he didn't include it is evidence of its truth.
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:07 PM
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wheres the "he's a horrible failure" option in the second question??

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The fact that he didn't include it is evidence of its truth.

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Also not in the poll: OP is Jesus
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:08 PM
Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman is offline
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IT SEEMS AFTER THIS SMALL SAMPLE SIZE I AM GOING TO KILL A LOT OF HOOKERS TONIGHT
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:10 PM
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IT SEEMS AFTER THIS SMALL SAMPLE SIZE I AM GOING TO KILL A LOT OF HOOKERS TONIGHT

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Old 09-09-2006, 06:11 PM
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IT SEEMS AFTER THIS SMALL SAMPLE SIZE I AM GOING TO KILL A LOT OF HOOKERS TONIGHT

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chill out mang, m'kay? Go listen to Huey Lewis and the News.
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:15 PM
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IT SEEMS AFTER THIS SMALL SAMPLE SIZE I AM GOING TO KILL A LOT OF HOOKERS TONIGHT

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chill out mang, m'kay? Go listen to Huey Lewis and the News.

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OMG I LOVE HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS HOW DID YOU KNOW COME OVER I CAN TELL YOU AWESOME STORIES ABOUT THEM
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Old 09-09-2006, 06:58 PM
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I told my coach at work that he has his head so far up the boss his ass that I can't see where he begins and the boss ends. Now I am out of a job

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ALSO AS I WAS PUTTING ON MY COAT AND COLLECTING AND CONCEALING THE KNIVES I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WILL DEAL WITH THESE TWO FAGSS LATER
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