IS WSEX RIGGED?? (SRSLY)

[balkii]

[StupidAcesSigh]

obviously it's rigged; rigged heavily in my favour.

[balkii]

the only people who ever win pots at WSEX are TOTAL [censored] DONKS SO YOU MUST BE ONE OF THEM

[Eulysses]

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the only people who ever win pots at WSEX are TOTAL [censored] DONKS SO YOU MUST BE ONE OF THEM

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This sounds intriguing.

Tell me more.

Regards,

Eulysses

[1337sauce]

its rigged to generate more rake obv

[cnfuzzd]

Balkii,

I cant believe that its rigged. The conclusion i came to was that since the vast magority of players there are at least somewhat decent, your actual winrate is probably lower than what you are used to. This contributes to higher amoounts of variance.

However, i had to wrestle for a couple of weeks to come up with an explanation of how that site isnt the most rigged piece of [censored] ever.


pjn

[balkii]

HERES THE SECRET TO WIN AT WSEX

STEP 1)LIMP UTG WITH A GROUP 1798 HAND IE -16,-5 OFFSUIT


STPE 2) WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LIMP

WAIT FOR A DECENT PLAYER TO RAISE A BIG POCKET PAIR IN LATE POSITION

RERAISE WHEN IT IS YOUR TURN

WATCH, AS LIMPER 2 CAPS

CALL THE 4 BET

FLOP A BACKDOOR DRAW THAT IF COMPLETED WILL GIVE YOU 3 TO A STRAIGHT

CALL 4 BETS ON THE FLOP

SPIKE BOTTOM PAIR (-16) ON THE TURN

CHECKRAISE/CAP THE TURN

SPIKE KICKER (-5) ON THE RIVER

WIN BAZILLIONS OF DOLLARS

STEP 3) PROFIT

[Chump Change]

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obviously it's rigged; rigged heavily in my favour.

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As soon as I saw this thread I planned on making this joke.



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STEP 1)LIMP UTG WITH A GROUP 1798 HAND IE -16,-5 OFFSUIT

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This was gold.

[DING-DONG YO]

It is rigged and I am a huge weak-tight piece of booty.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 57035925
$5/$10 Texas Hold'em (Split Limit) - 21:47:32 07/09/2006 ET
Table 'Bleeder', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $2, Big Blind $5
Note: seat IDs range from 0 to 9
Seat 0 (playing) : Player 0 (184669), amount $320.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 1 (playing) : DING-DONG (153505), amount $206.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Player 2 (181205), amount $382.03, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Player 3 (97677), amount $578.75, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Player 4 (189678), amount $93.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : Player 5 (95596), amount $431.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : Player 7 (187707), amount $250, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Player 3: Small Blind ($2)
Player 4: Big Blind ($5)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to DING-DONG: [Ks, 9h]
Player 5: Fold
Player 0: Fold
DING-DONG: Raise ($10)
Player 2: Call ($10)
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Call ($5)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6h, 2h, 9d]
Player 4: Check ($0)
DING-DONG: Bet ($5)
Player 2: Call ($5)
Player 4: Raise ($10)
DING-DONG: Raise ($10)
Player 2: Call ($10)
Player 4: Call ($5)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Kh]
Player 4: Check ($0)
DING-DONG: Check ($0)
Player 2: Bet ($10)
Player 4: Call ($10)
DING-DONG: Call ($10)
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Td]
Player 4: Bet ($10)
DING-DONG: Call ($10)
Player 2: Raise ($20)
Player 4: Raise ($20)
DING-DONG: Fold
Player 2: Call ($10)
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 4: Show Cards ($0)
Player 2: Muck ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $174, Rake $3
Summary Player 2: bet $65, won $0, net $-65, HoleCards [Ac, Jh]
Summary Player 4: bet $50, won $174, net $124, HoleCards [6c, Jd], HiHand [a pair of sixes]

[SomethingClever]

Dave,

I found wsex to be quite badly rigged as well.

Regards,
Dan