MURDERCHURCH!

[Farfenugen]

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4060

This is absolutely the most hilarious thing I have seen in a while. I was laughing non-stop throughout the whole piece.

I would imagine many have already seen this as Somethingawful is a popular site but I thought it was so funny that it deserved a link for those that haven't.

[His Boy Elroy]

Oh my god... this is the funniest shtt ever.

[pocketse7ens]

Zack: On that star spun night of dread auspices, you stood before the altar of Xogoth and took the oath to become one with the flock. To join us in malevolent matrimony as a brother of the forever burning MURDERCHURCH.

Ansel89: lol no i didnt

loool.

[The_Bankroll]

Ansel89: wait where are you?

Zack: The unhallowed black heath of Solomor, kissed with hoarfrost from the frozen heart of blackest murder.

Ansel89: lool ok says ilinois in your prof

Zack: It's a suburb of Peoria.

haha

[RiverFenix]

It really got going good on the second and third page, i liked this a lot.

[Los Feliz Slim]

[ QUOTE ]
Zack: YES! You drink the heartsblood! You quaff the red wine of the innocents! You imbibe the liquid crimson philter of ruin!

Ansel89: lol wtf no keystone

Zack: There were some refreshments before the ceremony. Josh brought a cooler.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Kramer.]

Zack: Concentrate! Repeat aloud everything I type.

Ansel89: ok

Zack: Triple Ripple Swirl of Boundless Hate, Xogoth!

Ansel89: triple ripple sw irl of bondless hate xogoth!!

Zack: No, just say "ok" after you've said each part out loud.

Ansel89: ok.

Zack: Wait! You didn't say that part out loud, did you?

Ansel89: no

[Grey]

That was good.

[jeffreyryann]

lol wow, hilarious