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Old 09-05-2006, 08:08 PM
IWEARGOGGLES IWEARGOGGLES is offline
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Default Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

Was going to visit friends, picking up food on the way. Asked them if they wanted anything (they already ate dinner).

They both order an entree + cheesecake. WTF $100 dinner bill on a weeknight take out order.

BEAT.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:09 PM
woodguy woodguy is offline
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

Women are freeloaders.

Standard.

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Woodguy
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:10 PM
DLizzle DLizzle is offline
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

brag: two girls in car

beat: they're fatties

variance: you have the money to not give a [censored], didn't you just win like 200k or something?
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:14 PM
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

no it was 176k I think
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:19 PM
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

I read the thread title three times trying to figure out what the hell could possibly be in this thread, and only opened it because I couldn't for the life of me solve it. Turns out you don't know english.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:21 PM
sushijerk sushijerk is offline
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

Most girls I know don't eat, or only eat when they're not in front of anyone.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

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I read the thread title three times trying to figure out what the hell could possibly be in this thread, and only opened it because I couldn't for the life of me solve it. Turns out you don't know english.

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Very well said. I laughed.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:23 PM
McBusto McBusto is offline
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

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Most girls I know don't eat, or only eat when they're not in front of anyone.

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Really? Most girls I know are fat and eat all the time.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:25 PM
BaThR0oM BaThR0oM is offline
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

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I read the thread title three times trying to figure out what the hell could possibly be in this thread, and only opened it because I couldn't for the life of me solve it. Turns out you don't know english.

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lol I was a little confused too.
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Old 09-05-2006, 08:27 PM
kidcolin kidcolin is offline
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Default Re: Beat: asking girls if you want to buy them food.

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I read the thread title three times trying to figure out what the hell could possibly be in this thread, and only opened it because I couldn't for the life of me solve it. Turns out you don't know english.

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lol I was a little confused too.

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op: "do I want to buy you food?"
bitches: "umm... *confused*.. yes"
op: "Correct. I do."
bitches: "cheesecake nigga!! CHEESECAKE"
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