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Old 09-02-2006, 05:28 AM
Xellos Xellos is offline
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Default I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pics)

Cliff's notes: Took a shot, did not go well, see pictures

Bankroll last sunday:
Live: $4500
Online: $10500

Bankroll today:
Live: $3500
Online: $8500

10/20 SH LHE on non PT site: -$200 in about 10 hands.
20/40 SH LHE on non PT site: -$1200 in about 50 hands
15/30 Stud 8: -$400 in a few hundred hands.
1/2 NL shortstacking with a strategy that can't possibly lose: -$100 in 4k hands
5/10 SH LHE on Party: +140 in 250 hands (yeah, somehow I had a winning session in something)
8/16 live: +200 in about 6 hours because I sucked out in a huge pot
20/40 live session I just got back from: -$1400 in about 6 hours. Was up $300 when game was full, won 3 pots once the game got to 4 handed, which lasted about 3 hours. Game was amazing but I was the only one losing in the game, everyone else was taking turns flopping top pair against my middle pair, full houses against my straights and straights against my two pairs.

Here's the pictures as promised:

No. -RB
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:29 AM
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Default Re: I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pics)

posting a picture of a trainwreck is pretty [censored] up
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:33 AM
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Default Re: I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pics)

The train wreck is tame, compared to the beheaded child.

I really wish I hadn't clicked on this.

NSFW - I expected naked hotties, not sick pictures.
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:35 AM
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NSFW - I expected naked hotties, not sick pictures.


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Old 09-02-2006, 06:01 AM
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Default Re: I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pic

I felt the power of death over life
I orphaned his children; I widowed his wife
I beg their forgiveness; I wish I was dead
I hung my head; I hung my head
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:09 AM
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jesus OP, I know you said NSFW, but a pic of a beheaded guy?? I feel queezy now.
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:11 AM
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Default Re: I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pic

isnt the last picture a photoshopeed kathrine bell? I mean the breasts look unnatural, ie computer enhanced.
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Old 09-02-2006, 02:50 PM
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Default Re: I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pics)

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NSFW - I expected naked hotties, not sick pictures.


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thankfully, I clicked on this thread after they were removed.
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:35 AM
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posting a picture of a trainwreck is pretty [censored] up

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Sorry if my sarcasm detector is off, I have no clue if you're serious or not. My common sense tells me that you are in fact kidding and you are mentioning the train wreck because it's the only picture that isn't gross. However, everything I have done or thought this week has been wrong, so I expect for someone to reply and tell me that terrorists attacked some place with trains while I wasn't looking.
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Old 09-02-2006, 07:47 AM
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