Cashout beat/thinly veiled brag post

[mntbikr15]

Just recieved this email from POS ap poker


Dear Decker- Spencer,

Thank you for choosing Absolute Poker; it is a pleasure to be of your
assistance.

This message is to inform you that we successfully received your cash
out request of $58,000.00

We are kindly asking you to certify your Absolute Poker account and the
transactions that you have done in your Absolute Poker account by
sending us the following documents:

1. A clear image of any valid picture ID.
2. A clear image of a recent utility bill.

The documents have been requested as part of our security procedure
stated on our User Agreement:

http://www.absolutepoker.com/supportUserAgreement.asp

These documents can be sent to our toll free fax (1-305-946-0201) or as
a scan image to our email address security@absolutepoker.com.

Please note that we are unable to process your cash out until we
successfully receive the documents stated above these lines.



If there is anything else we can assist you with please let us know.

Sincerely,

Sander
Team Absolute ~ Security & Control Department
Phone: 1.877.887.6537
"To Continue to be the best and most trusted"
Security@AbsolutePoker.Com

[keikiwai]

It's not a brag unless you tell us how much you deposited

[mntbikr15]

My response-

I dont currently have either a fax machine or a scanner...how am I supposed to get these to you.

Furthermore I have already sent these documents to you AT LEAST twice.

Did you lose them?

Is my year long history with your site playing hundred of thousands of hands not enough for ya?

Im sick and tired of being jerked around by you people. Why in the world do you need these papers again. And dont give me some [censored] chain letter, how bout a reply from a real person.

-Evan Decker-Spence...THE SAME Evan Decker-Spence that has been corresponding with you from this email address for A YEAR!!!

[mntbikr15]

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It's not a brag unless you tell us how much you deposited

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Approx 67,800 ~_~

[censored] if I know....total? Alot less then that...and thats hardly my only ever cashout.

[keikiwai]

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It's not a brag unless you tell us how much you deposited

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Approx 67,800 ~_~

[censored] if I know....total? Alot less then that...and thats hardly my only ever cashout.

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$58,000.01?

[mntbikr15]

Quite possibly

[krazyace5]

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I dont currently have either a fax machine or a scanner...how am I supposed to get these to you.

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Go to the post office and make a copy, then go to any office supply store and have them fax it for you.

[mntbikr15]

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I dont currently have either a fax machine or a scanner...how am I supposed to get these to you.

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Go to the post office and make a copy, then go to any office supply store and have them fax it for you.

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Yea I know you can do this....Its just a pain in the ass considering Ive done it several times already.

Thanks for the help though

[baronzeus]

mtn,

this is funny to me. i made a 30K withdrawal followed by a 28K withdrawal and got the same email. they must have something against 58K withdrawals.

[keikiwai]

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I dont currently have either a fax machine or a scanner...how am I supposed to get these to you.

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Go to the post office and make a copy, then go to any office supply store and have them fax it for you.

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Yea I know you can do this....Its just a pain in the ass considering Ive done it several times already.

Thanks for the help though

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You mean you'll actually have to leave your armchair to collect 58 large? That's unacceptable. Give me your account info, and I'll cash out the money to myself, so you can save the wear and tear on your shoes.