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Old 09-01-2006, 03:17 PM
AntonHeat AntonHeat is offline
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First hand today I sit down get KK and get action, a little to much action.. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($35.80)
SB ($10.60)
Hero ($25)
UTG ($12.25)
MP ($21.90)
CO ($4.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $0.5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $0.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, UTG folds, MP calls $3.50, SB calls $3.25.

Flop: ($12.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $0.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $18</font>, MP folds, SB calls $6.10 (All-In).

Turn: ($36.85) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($36.85) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $36.85

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Jc Ah (straight, five high).
Hero has Ks Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $25.45. Hero wins $11.40. </font>
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:19 PM
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Default Re: [censored]ing joke

Whats bigger, bankroll or post count?
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:24 PM
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Bankroll obv
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:26 PM
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Default Re: [censored]ing joke

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Bankroll obv

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50 buyins @ NL 25 = baller.
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:33 PM
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Bankroll obv

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50 buyins @ NL 25 = baller.

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Ill move up soon [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:38 PM
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Ill post yet another 80-20 "beat" soon [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Old 09-01-2006, 03:40 PM
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Ill post yet another 80-20 "beat" soon [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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92% on the turn [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

4,224 games 0.005 secs 844,800 games/sec

Board: 3d 7c 5d 3s
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 92.0455 % 92.05% 00.00% { KK }
Hand 2: 07.9545 % 07.95% 00.00% { AJs, AJo }
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:42 PM
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Ill post yet another 80-20 "beat" soon [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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92% on the turn [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

4,224 games 0.005 secs 844,800 games/sec

Board: 3d 7c 5d 3s
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 92.0455 % 92.05% 00.00% { KK }
Hand 2: 07.9545 % 07.95% 00.00% { AJs, AJo }

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You did this wrong.

Krishan
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:56 PM
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This is a lot worse than yours.
A hand from a while back.

Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.15/$0.25
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $11.05
UTG+1: $24
Hero: $28
Button: $21.35
SB: $24.60
BB: $19.13

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was $1.4)</font>.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($2.15, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $4.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $15.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $18.13</font>, Hero calls $4.88 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was $33.53)</font>.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($38.41, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $38.41)


River: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($38.41, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $38.41)


Results:
Final pot: $38.41
BB shows Jh Ah
Hero shows As Ad

Pokerstove:
equity (%)
Hero : 97.4242 %
Opponent: 02.5758 %
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