starting the "Astro" diet September 1st: who's with me?

[34TheTruth34]

This should perhaps go under the category of "things you should never post". But, I feel that mentioning it might help me succeed.

As those of you who know me are aware, [understatement] I could stand to lose a little weight [/understatement]. So I figured I'd try the diet that Astroglide posted about for the month of September. link

If you don't want to read it, the rules are simple:

1. only eat things for which you know the exact calorie count.
2. consume between 1200-1400 calories every day.

No exercise is required. Who's with me?

[Alobar]

eff that, id rather exercise and eat more [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

good luck tho man.

[thirddan]

if this is a drastic change for you then you may not lose any weight at all...your body might go into starvation mode since its getting so few calories...

[jeffraider]

Not if you time it right and make sure to get the right food.

[Bob Sacamano]

One unwritten rule of this diet is that you must jerk off nonstop to belladonna vids.

[Milo]

If you really do this you are a complete idiot. Better to stay fat than to lose weight this way.

[gumpzilla]

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One unwritten rule of this diet is that you must jerk off nonstop to belladonna vids.

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Audrey Hollander would make an acceptable substitute.

[grando]

I've done this for 2 weeks already with 1500 calories

[grando]

1200 is too few

[billyjex]

no exercise required?

jesus christ stop being a fat lazy poker [censored]