I get no respect at all!

private joker · #1 08-31-2006, 04:32 AM

Party Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Joker is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Joker calls, SB raises, BB calls, Joker calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6SB, 3 players)
SB bets, BB calls, Joker raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Joker caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Joker checks.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Joker bets, SB folds, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11BB
Joker shows 2h Ah 
BB doesn't show Js 9s 

Party Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Joker is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, CO raises, Button folds, Joker 3-bets, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8SB, 2 players)
Joker bets, CO calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
Joker bets, CO calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players)
Joker bets, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9BB
Joker shows Kh As 
CO doesn't show 6d 6s

krazyace5 · #2 08-31-2006, 04:53 AM

Neither do I.

Holdem No Limit - $1 BB

Button ($131.50)
SB ($232.13)
BB ($48.73)
UTG ($57.36)
MP ($43.50)
CO ($196.50) [Hero]

Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Preflop: (6 players, $1.5)
2 folds, Hero calls $1 and raises $4, Button folds, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players, $15)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $8, SB calls $8, BB folds

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, $31)
SB checks, Hero bets $16, SB calls $16

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, $63)
SB checks, Hero bets $55, SB calls $55

Results: SB has 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero has 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero wins $170 with Full House : 9s full of 7s

Dastone · #3 08-31-2006, 05:09 AM

No respect, but now you got all those extra bets to help you get over it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

MyPetTurtle · #4 08-31-2006, 08:01 AM

from today...

HERO posts small blind [$5].
sb posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Ac Jd ]
utg folds.
ep folds.
button calls [$10].
HERO raises [$45].
sb folds.
button calls [$40].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, 10d, 10c ]
HERO bets [$75].
button calls [$75].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
HERO bets [$948.5].
button calls [$345.31].
** Dealing River ** [ 4c ]
** Summary **
button shows [ 9h 7c ].
HERO shows [ Ac Jd ].
HERO collected [$946.62].
HERO collected [$603.19].

Manup · #5 08-31-2006, 11:00 AM

gross...at least you're not complaining that your AA never gets any action. life could be worse

Butso · #6 08-31-2006, 11:11 AM

MOVE DOWN WHERE THEY DON'T RESPECT YOUR RAISES

Jiggle-Billy · #7 08-31-2006, 05:04 PM

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MOVE DOWN WHERE THEY LIKE TO JIGGLE

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kidcolin · #8 08-31-2006, 05:14 PM

dude, your gimmick sucks

Matt1975 · #9 08-31-2006, 05:20 PM

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Limit Holdem

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6 players

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Joker is Button

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3 folds, Joker calls

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You're a very good writer though.

PocketChads · #10 08-31-2006, 05:23 PM

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Limit Holdem

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6 players

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Joker is Button

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3 folds, Joker calls

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You're a very good writer though.

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it's 6-max.