Things poker has made you so mad you SMASHED

[DipsetByrdGame]

A keyboard (with a baseball bat)

[Poker Plan]

I sincerely hope I never get to that level of frustration. I will quit long before that day.

Is it really worth it?

[Tien]

I slammed the undersides of my fist so many times on my wooden desk that one day the drawers fell apart and made a huge mess on the floor.

[runout_mick]

I was playing at my parent's farm (dialup only) and lost a HUGE pot holding the nuts on a non-AI protect table when the internet cut out.

My mom's new cordless mouse became a guided missile, not failing to explode on impact...

[swede554]

2 or 3 keyboards, with my hands, knees, and head..

Oh yeah, a scissor in the wall too once..haha that was a good one.

[FCBLComish]

I think each of you should seriously consider some anger management therapy. Or perhaps drop down in stakes until the money is not as serious to you.

[runout_mick]

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I think each of you should seriously consider some anger management therapy. Or perhaps drop down in stakes until the money is not as serious to you.

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Lol, for me it wasn't the money. It was the frustration of a totally external influence essentially "robbing" me. Even if it was my own stupidity that caused it (not playing on a protected table).

I'd feel the same way if my car was stolen because I failed to lock the doors. I probably wouldn't throw my mom's mouse though... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[SparkyDog]

ha, i think i win at this thread.

1) grapefruit sized hole in my shower - head
2) cracked marble desktop in half ( slammed desk against wall, oops)
3) bedroom window - fist
4)21" CRT - shoved it off desk
5) surround sound receiver (this is what the 21" CRT fell onto)
6) drawers of the desk
7) computer chair (thrown across room)
8) 2 cell phones - thrown
9) optical mouse - slammed
10) USB keypad for laptop
11) cracked knuckle, still hurts after a year, not sure what's up with it exactly
12) drinking glass
13) plate
14) glass picture frame
15) fear and loathing on the campaign trail, '72 paperback. torn in half
16) cable modem ripped out from wall
17) 2 wireless routers
18) CDs
19) i cracked this wood paneling, about 3/8" thick. (i don't have sheetrock, i lived in a log cabin) that one really hurt, but the crack isn't too noticeable.
20) tore "Sometimes a Great Notion" to shreds one day

that's off the top of my head...

[greg nice]

ive never smashed anything, and its definitely hurt me

i need to start unleashing some anger

[Superfluous Man]

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A keyboard (with a baseball bat)

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The parenthetical statement made me laugh out loud. That means you had to be so steamed you went out of your way to find a baseball bat just to smash your keyboard. Why not just do it with your fists?

The worst I've done is I've broken the "f" and "c" keys on my laptop. Oh, and I flung an empty plastic water bottle across the room when my machine decided to die when I had the nut flush and was getting bet into.

Oh, I will also often slap myself really hard on the forehead after making a donk play.