Jesus [censored] christ god damn online qualifying ostriches

[Xellos]

I played some 15/30 limited Holdem on a site and got bored after like 15 minutes because I didn't feel like swinging up and down like a thousand dollars ten times today and I decide to play some HORSE because it's easy and nobody plays any of the games well.

These mindless freaks keep opening the most absurd dogshit unplayable hands in every single game chasing a draw to a draw and beating me. In an hour of 2 tabling I get to showdown maybe 8 times and win 2 times. 3 times I chop a pot with some down syndrome retard in Omaha. The rest of the time people "bluff" me in Stud 8 as if maybe I can't see their upcards are complete garbage and they end up sucking out on me.

The worst part of it all is that 10/20 is the highest game, SO HOW CAN I WIN IF I CAN'T MOVE UP WHERE THEY RESPECT MY RAISES?

So far this week is off to almost as good of a start as last week was. I'm hoping to be down a couple thousand dollars by tomorrow so I have a nice hole to dig myself out of.

[DragonZ]

move up to live horse where theyll respect your authoritah

[McBusto]

I heard they respect your raises at 10/20. Look for better tables where they will respect your raises.

[Xellos]

Now I don't even know what to do the rest of the day. I had planned to play a 5-6 hour session of HORSE but I'm so sick of playing 5 different games as it has only been leading to five times as many hilarious ways of losing lately. Last week I experimented by playing live on Monday-Saturday to test out the week day game selection and was sorely disappointed to find out that I can't even get a consistent 8/16 game going.

More limited Holdem? I'm not sure if I'm up for contributing more to the Party MONSTER.

[Bakes]

Switch to Unlimited Hold'em.

[Xellos]

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Switch to Unlimited Hold'em.

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I'm not falling for this trick again. Unlimited Holdem is the only form of poker that is spread on regular sites that I am a losing player at. I don't know why, but nothing ever clicks for me while playing or reading about this game. I'd rather stick my dick into a wood chopper than play NL.

[McBusto]

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Switch to Unlimited Hold'em.

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I'm not falling for this trick again. Unlimited Holdem is the only form of poker that is spread on regular sites that I am a losing player at. I don't know why, but nothing ever clicks for me while playing or reading about this game. I'd rather stick my dick into a wood chopper than play NL.

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Yes LHE is much better.

I CALL

[Bakes]

[McBusto]

Put BASTARD in there.

[adanthar]

10/20 HORSE is so fun I quit donkaments this week to play it

seriously, they are soooooo bad that I can play mediocre and sometimes make hilariously bad calldowns (what do you expect from NL donkeys in limit, fortunately that's getting better) and still be up lots of moneys

so basically, I refuse to believe that anyone can lose money in a game where people call down four cards higher than a ten in razz.