Absolutely SICK 10/25 heads up session (chatbox smacktalk included!)

Ansky · #1 08-26-2006, 07:48 PM

UB 10/25 HU table, heres how it began:

Oops DOUBLECHECKRAISE.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($2425)
Hero ($2574.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $150, Hero raises to $450, Button calls $300.

Turn: ($1050) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $775, Hero shoves, Button calls.

River: ($3375) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $3375

Results in white below: 
Button has As Td (one pair, aces).
Hero has Kd 5d (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $3375. 

A few hands later:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($2500)
Hero ($5945)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero calls $50.

Flop: ($150) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $150, Button raises to $600, Hero calls $450.

Turn: ($1350) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1350, Hero shoves for whatever is left, Button calls.

River: ($5400) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $5400

Results in white below: 
Button has 9c As (high card, ace).
Hero has 6h Kh (two pair, kings and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $5400. 

The very next hand (tilt has begun):

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($2500)
Hero ($8444.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $225, Hero calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $450, Hero calls $450.

Turn: ($1350) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1825 (All-In), Hero calls $1825.

River: ($5000) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $5000

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Js (two pair, aces and jacks).
BB has 6c 8d (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $5000. 

Maybe I shouldn't have put the last 500 in, I figured he was on such monkey tilt though that it wouldn't matter?:

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($2500)
Hero ($10944)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $150, Hero calls $150.

Turn: ($450) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $450, Hero calls $450.

River: ($1350) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1350, Hero raises to $5400, Button calls $475 (All-In).

Final Pot: $8575

Results in white below: 
Button has 7h Jd (full house, jacks full of sevens).
Hero has 4h 7d (full house, sevens full of jacks).
Outcome: Button wins $5000. Hero wins $3575. 

It's all good though, I'll just call him down with King high:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($4999)
Hero ($8443.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($150) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $150, Hero calls $150.

River: ($450) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $450, Hero calls $450.

Final Pot: $1350

Results in white below: 
Hero has 6s Kc (one pair, sevens).
BB has Jc 9d (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $1350. 

Queen high no good sir:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($4098.50)
Hero ($9342)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $225, Hero calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $450, Hero calls $450.

Turn: ($1350) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($1350) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $875, Hero calls $875.

Final Pot: $3100

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9c Qc (one pair, nines).
BB has Qh Js (high card, queen).
Outcome: Hero wins $3100. 

Really thought he might bluff reraise this flop, not sure if I like my play here though:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($2538.50)
Hero ($10901.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $225, Hero calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $450, Hero raises to $900, BB calls $450.

Turn: ($2250) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($2250) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $2250

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qs 8h (one pair, eights).
BB has 4s 4d (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $2250. 

He made a few angry and tilty comments in the chat after this one:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($2757.50)
Hero ($12032.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($150) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $150, Hero calls $150.

River: ($450) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $450, Hero calls $450.

Final Pot: $1350

Results in white below: 
Button has 5h Kh (two pair, sevens and fives).
Hero has Ac 9d (two pair, aces and sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins $1350. 

Can't win em all:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($2848)
Hero ($12579.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero raises to $225, Button calls $150.

Flop: ($450) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $330, Button calls $330.

Turn: ($1110) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $775, Button calls $775.

River: ($2660) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: $2660

Results in white below: 
Button has 3c 3d (flush, queen high).
Hero has 4h 2h (two pair, fours and twos).
Outcome: Button wins $2660. 

Despite me being ahead on every street, he decided to berate me in the chat for being a luckbox after this hand:

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($4706)
Hero ($10718)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($150) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $150, Hero calls $150.

River: ($450) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $450, BB calls $450.

Final Pot: $1350

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kd 8h (two pair, kings and eights).
BB has Kc 7d (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $1350. 

Weee bluff:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($5878)
Hero ($9540)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero raises to $225, Button calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $330, Button calls $330.

Turn: ($1110) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $425, Hero raises to $1500, Button folds.

Final Pot: $3035

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins $3035. 

I thought this was a valuebet at the time, but even as bad as he was tilting it might have been too thin:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($4238)
Hero ($11179)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $225, Hero calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $450, Hero calls $450.

Turn: ($1350) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $895, BB calls $895.

River: ($3140) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3140, BB folds.

Final Pot: $6280

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5d Kd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $6280. 

yawn 3bet bluff:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($4945.50)
Hero ($11571.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero raises to $225, Button calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $355, Button raises to $710, Hero raises to $2105, Button folds.

Final Pot: $3265

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Hero wins $3265. 

I had been making quite a few overbets, so I thought he might get fed up and call here, in hindsight I think a smaller bet is appropriate:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($4235)
Hero ($12281)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero calls $50.

Flop: ($150) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $150, Button calls $150.

Turn: ($450) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $450, Button calls $450.

River: ($1350) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $2100, Button folds.

Final Pot: $3450

Results in white below: 
Hero has Td Ac (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $3450. 

Meh?:

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Button ($4384)
Hero ($12130.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $75, Hero calls $50.

Flop: ($150) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $150, Button calls $150.

Turn: ($450) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $450, Hero calls $450.

River: ($1350) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: $1350

Results in white below: 
Button has 6s 6d (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Hero has 9d 7d (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $1350. 

Hello huge pot 1 pair:

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($2449.50)
Hero ($14691.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $225, Hero calls $150.

Flop: ($450) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $450, Hero calls $450.

Turn: ($1350) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $1350, Hero raises to $2700, BB calls all in for whatever he has left.

River: ($8100) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $8100

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qc 8h (one pair, queens).
BB has 6c Ad (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $8100. 

God damn it, I don't really think I can check fold given that he can have such a huge range here, but god this flop blew:
Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $25 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($2525)
Hero ($17115.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $75, BB raises to $225, Hero raises to $675, BB calls $450.

Flop: ($1350) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $16440.5 (All-In), BB calls $1850 (All-In).

Turn: ($19640.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($19640.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $19640.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Ad (high card, ace).
BB has Qc Ts (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $14590.50. BB wins $5050. 

I didn't include all the hands, just the interesting ones.
But maybe the best part, the chat after I said I had to leave!: (I gave 20 minutes warning).

Tilty Villain guy: Id leave to
Tilty Villain guy: u cant be the miracle man forever
Ansky: if u werent a douche id stay alittle longer out of respect
Tilty Villain guy: I hope u do leave
Ansky: ok?
Ansky: then last hand i guess
Tilty Villain guy: u have the hotest seat in history
Ansky: we can switch seats when i leave
Tilty Villain guy: lol
Tilty Villain guy: whatever
Ansky: gg?
Tilty Villain guy: smc> ?
Ansky: overwhelming maturity
Tilty Villain guy: ur a stain
Tilty Villain guy: go jack it
Ansky: i will, all over your 12k
Tilty Villain guy: once in a lifetime run for u
Tilty Villain guy: congrats
Tilty Villain guy: wanna play 50-100?
Tilty Villain guy: lol
Tilty Villain guy: 12k
Tilty Villain guy: chump
Ansky: bahahaha
Ansky: go have fun
Ansky: i hear mahatma is wating
Tilty Villain guy: yea cya
Tilty Villain guy: jergens
Tilty Villain guy: is callin u
Ansky: like to meet u in aruba
Tilty Villain guy: u can
Tilty Villain guy: meet me
Tilty Villain guy: in aruba
Ansky: cool
Tilty Villain guy: find me
Ansky: ill buy you a drink
Tilty Villain guy: ill let u smc
Ansky: great i cant wait
Tilty Villain guy: now get off my table
Tilty Villain guy: stain
Tilty Villain guy: or play
Ansky: hold on
Ansky: it takes a little time to put all the cash in myh pocket
Tilty Villain guy: if u think 12k is a lot
Tilty Villain guy: ur a nobody
Tilty Villain guy: but Im happy for u
Ansky: dude i started today with a 1k roll
Tilty Villain guy: sometimes stains have to win
Ansky: be happy for me!
Ansky: yeah
Ansky: we fund the bigger games
Tilty Villain guy: so get lost
Tilty Villain guy: before u blow
Tilty Villain guy: it all
Ansky: actually i know a sick coke dealer
Ansky: should have a good time tonight
Tilty Villain guy: good for u
Ansky: thanks
Ansky: ur invited
Tilty Villain guy: I hoe u OD and puke death
Ansky: puke death?
Ansky: jesus
Tilty Villain guy: coke is for idiots- have fun
Ansky: yeah
Tilty Villain guy: cya
Tilty Villain guy: get lost
Ansky: maybe ill bust out the heroin this time
Ansky: bye
Villains Friend enters table
Tilty Villain guy: lol
Tilty Villain guy: that was fun
Tilty Villain guy:1 in 15 have to be like that
Villains Friend: might wanna take a walk bro
Tilty Villain guy: ya think?
Tilty Villain guy: lol
Tilty Villain guy: it happens
Tilty Villain guy: pretty bad seat tho
Villains Friend: yah that was brutal
Tilty Villain guy: I had to bluff every pot I took down too
Villains Friend: anyway I'll get out of your way but make sure your head is strait
Tilty Villain guy: oh well- im up 100k in 2 months
Tilty Villain guy: IM cool
Villains Friend: exactly
Tilty Villain guy: poker

Anyways, 40 minutes, +$13,091.50, ship it.

SomethingClever · #2 08-26-2006, 07:51 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Ansky: dude i started today with a 1k roll

[/ QUOTE ]

<chuckle>

IronDragon1 · #3 08-26-2006, 07:51 PM

[ QUOTE ]

Ansky: like to meet u in aruba
Tilty Villain guy: u can
Tilty Villain guy: meet me
Tilty Villain guy: in aruba

[/ QUOTE ]

NOOOO!!!! IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!

Ansky · #4 08-26-2006, 08:06 PM

Graph form.

ImsaKidd · #5 08-26-2006, 08:16 PM

I think you posted too many hands, but this is niiiiice.

jeffreyryann · #6 08-26-2006, 08:24 PM

Very nice run, guy seemed like a jerk so he deserved it, disregard my last post anyone who saw it, I forgot this is BBV not strat [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ansky · #7 08-26-2006, 08:25 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Very nice run, guy seemed like a jerk so he deserved it, disregard my last post anyone who saw it, I forgot this is BBV not strat [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

If you said something of strategy I wouldn't mind hearing it, even though I have no clue who you are.

nation · #8 08-26-2006, 08:26 PM

It wasn't really risky pushing, as the guy only had 500 behind after his bet.

kyro · #9 08-26-2006, 08:30 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I think you posted too many hands, but this is niiiiice.

[/ QUOTE ]

no....he posted mostly hands where he owned the guy. Not his fault there were a billion of them.

Requin · #10 08-26-2006, 08:32 PM

Amazing. And I think you played well in all the hands where you questioned your own play, except maybe the overbet with the nut flush on the 4 flush board.