Random Questions. Need help.

[MrHoobris]

Hi OOT,

I'm dating this girl and things seem to be going well. There is a problem though. One pretty important reason she finds me "intriguing" enough to go out with again is me asking her random questions once in a while when the conversation dies down. Random questions I've pretty much stolen off OOT over the last few months [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

These include:

If you could get rid of one colour in the spectrum, what would it be and why?
What's your closest to death experience?
How many five-year olds could you take in unarmed combat?
How many lives are you worth?
Etc.

Unfortunately, I suck at coming up with these questions myself. So, if anybody has some half-weird-conversation-starter questions please help! (Classic OOT questions from past years would also be sweet.)

[0evg0]

"Why do I suck with women so much?" might be a start.

[MyTurn2Raise]

more importantly,
you should learn how to go down on her


and, yes, this is my mature thought-out answer

[punkass]

I'm surprised the girl didn't just walk out of date when you asked her these.

[MyTurn2Raise]

there are also books on conversational pieces

you can find them in the self-help section of Borders, B&N, etc

They have a big question mark on them

I think the are called the Conversation Piece or something

[MyTurn2Raise]

Here, I'll hold your hand

check out the 'if' books, too.

you must be a great date

[econophile]

this girl sounds like a tard. in other words, a perfect match.

[Allinlife]

SIIHP?

[Coffee]

How about instead of inserting random questions into the conversation, you try inserting your penis into her vagina? Seriously, wtf? If you run out of things to say, that's when you make out.

Watch this scene from Glengarry Glenross: Easily applicable to dealing with women

Apply ABC to talking to your girl. God...I wish I was this hot [censored] in real life.

[Five-Star]

What was her answer to the "five year olds and unarmed combat" question?