HOW THE FCK AM I DOWN 9 BUYINS AT 100NL TODAY

[grando]

FCKNG DISGUSTING I HATE THIS FCKNG GAME:

effective stacks 100

I raise to 4 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] from the Button, BB calls

Flop T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

He checks, I bet 8, he raises to 24, I reraise to 55, he pushes I call

Turn 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
River T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

he shows T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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2 limpers, I raise K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] to 7 from the BB, CO calls

Flop K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I bet 15, he pushes for 120 total?!? I call in a heartbeat

Turn Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
River J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

He shows T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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I raise A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] to 4 from UTG, calling station Button calls, everyone else folds

Flop J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

I pot he calls

Turn 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I pot he calls

River 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

I put him all in he calls

he shows 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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I raise A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] from UTG to 4, CO calls, Button calls, BB pushes for 31, I call, CO folds, Button pushes for 111 total I call

Flop 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Turn J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
River 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Shortstack has AK
Button has 33

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3 limps to me in the BB I check with 62o (stacks 130)

Flop 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I pot, some guy raises, 1 coldcaller, I reraise to about 40, raiser calls, coldcaller calls

Turn K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I push, raiser folds, coldcaller calls

River 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

stupid douchebag coldcaller had 97o

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3 handed the button minraises to 2, I bump it to 8 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] from the BB, he raises to 25, I go to 60 he calls

Flop J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I push for 65 more he calls

Turn 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
River 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

he puts over 1/2 of his stack in preflop with JJ and gets there of course

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I raise A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] from the CO to 4, BB calls

Flop K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

he checks, I pot, he raises to 30, I push, he calls

Turn 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
River 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] for the win

ACAHACHAHCAKCAKHCAKCHAC

[jmxthievez]

Wow that is beyond rough. That 97o hand doesn't even seem believable. Not saying youre lying but geez.

[neverforgetlol]

the first three are hilarious

[grando]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow that is beyond rough. That 97o hand doesn't even seem believable. Not saying youre lying but geez.

[/ QUOTE ]

see the 97 one wasn't even the worst one

the 99 one hurt the most and I flipped out

AK[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] wasn't fun either

well none of them were

[keikiwai]

Your down 9 buy-ins because lady luck got a pube stuck in her pant's zippers and is taking it out on you.

[keikiwai]

Today, it looks like if it were raining pussy, you'd get hit by a dick.

[Dave Coulier]

You must have done something very terrible in a past life.

[HedonismBot]

These are some truly terrible beats

[Bubbles]

I call bs. Show me some hh's.

[Gobias Ind.]

Not to be a dick, but w/ actual hand history (or atleast a well-doctored version), its hard to believe ALL these hands played out in the order you described them.