Vos to Matusow: ur a broke convict overweight gambling addict

[mrmr]

This conversation took place in a PLO game, but at the same time, Mark and Mike were playing heads up razz. I have no idea what was said in that game. There is also a funny little bit that doesn't involve Mark Vos near the beginning. There are a few comments near the end, like Mark saying Mike is a nice person ... that are a bit out of context; someone else at the table had just remarked that both Mark and Mike are nice guys (but I erased that guy's comments, oops). Other than that, and removing a line or two where Mark or Mike was clearly talking to railbirds, this all straight from the horses mouths, unedited.

Dealer: Mark Vos shows [Qh Ts 6c Ah]
Dealer: Skatteverket shows [7h Kh Ac Ad]
Dealer: Mark Vos shows two pair, Kings and Tens
Dealer: Skatteverket shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Skatteverket wins the pot ($7,380) with three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: Hand #919988878

Mark Vos: lol
Mark Vos: even my suckouts cant hold
Mark Vos: best hand no good
Skatteverket: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Mark Vos: worst hand no good

Dealer: sbrugby shows [5h 9s 7d 8h]
Dealer: Mark Vos shows [5d 6d Qs 9c]
Dealer: sbrugby wins the side pot ($10)
Dealer: sbrugby shows a straight, Queen high
Dealer: Mark Vos shows three of a kind, Queens
Dealer: sbrugby wins the main pot ($8,383) with a straight, Queen high
Dealer: Hand #919989683

Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($200)
Dealer: Hand #919998643

Mike Matusow: AGAISN TVOS YES

Dealer: Mike Matusow shows two pair, Sevens and Twos
Dealer: sbrugby shows two pair, Sevens and Twos
Dealer: sbrugby wins the pot ($14,399) with two pair, Sevens and Twos
Dealer: Hand #920001153

Mike Matusow: WOW
Mike Matusow: HARD TO BLEOEV EU STUCK 120K
sbrugby: that was a looseslots call
Mike Matusow: HE OF MOVED IN
sbrugby: only 90 now
<font color=" red">Mike Matusow: ITS ALREIGH IM GIVNG MARK VOS A RAZZZ LESSON</font>
<font color=" blue">Mark Vos: ur definition of razz lesson is capping 6th behind and winning?</font>
Mike Matusow: NA ONLY BEHING 1 HAND
Mark Vos: or beating 2345 with K6 showing
Mike Matusow: WELLYEA
Mike Matusow: IM SUPPOSED TO IM BETTER PLAYER
Mark Vos: ah yeah i get it now
Mike Matusow: ILOVE FISH FROM AUSTRAILKI
Mike Matusow: LOL
<font color=" blue">Mark Vos: ur only down 2.5 million now?</font>
Mike Matusow: AUSSIE AUSSSIE AUSSSEI OUIOUIOUI
Mike Matusow: THIS RAZZ SURE IS FUNN
Mark Vos: ok
Mark Vos: how do i lose this Fulll Tilt?

Dealer: Mark Vos shows [5h Ah Ts As]
Dealer: sbrugby shows [Kc 4c Ks 9s]
Dealer: Mark Vos shows two pair, Aces and Nines
Dealer: sbrugby shows a flush, King high
Dealer: sbrugby wins the pot ($13,398) with a flush, King high
Dealer: Hand #920008510

Mike Matusow: THAT WAS SICK
Mark Vos: thats really not that bad compared to what u did to me mikey
Mike Matusow: WHERE
Mark Vos: razz
Mike Matusow: IN RAZZ
Mike Matusow: I GOT BESTHAND EVERYHAND
Mike Matusow: U PLAY BAD
Mark Vos: yeah
Mark Vos: T869 vs 2345 ur miles ahead
Mike Matusow: IHAD DRAW TO BEAT U
Mark Vos: yes u did
Mike Matusow: ---------------------------------------------------&gt;
<font color=" red">Mike Matusow: ANY OUT GOTTA CALL
Mike Matusow: FEELS TOO GOOD WHEN U WHINE
Mike Matusow: ITS WORTH TH ELIKE 34K JSUT TO BEAT U AND SEE U CRY</font>
<font color=" blue">Mark Vos: at the end of the day mikey, ur a broke convict overweight gambling addict</font>
Mike Matusow: WOWO
Mike Matusow: OMG MARK
Mark Vos: u can rob me of 40k and i can walk away feeling comfortable
Mike Matusow: IMHAVING FUN AND U FKING NUTS
Mike Matusow: U KNOW WHAT FOR THAT IM OUT
Mark Vos: probably will save me 50k
Mark Vos: ur running 30k an hour vs me
Mark Vos: i appreciate it
<font color=" red">Mike Matusow: DONT CARE HOW DRUNK U ARE THAT WA FKED UP
Mike Matusow: AND U KNOW IT</font>
<font color=" blue">Mark Vos: im just being honest</font>
Mark Vos: lol
Mark Vos: im not sur
Mark Vos: but im sure mikey wins a red on red confrontation
Mike Matusow: YA THINK
Mark Vos: im a 13 year old girl
Mike Matusow: MARK I REALL DOLIKE U
Mark Vos: and he's bullying me
Mike Matusow: ALLOT
Mike Matusow: BUT THA TWAS UN CALLED FOR
Mark Vos: mike iu think u typod
Mark Vos: u meant dont
Mark Vos: ive lost about 6 pots where i was 60%+ for 10k+
Mark Vos: and u dig at me
Mark Vos: what u expect?
Mark Vos: lost A2 vs 57s all in blind vs a friend for 10k pot
Mark Vos: lost AAxx vs KKxx
Mark Vos: lost 2345 vs T982 for 12k
Mark Vos: lost 2346 vs K6 showing and i estimate 92 in hole for 10k_
Mark Vos: lost a 40-60vs AA for 8k
Mark Vos: i cant event rememmber
Mike Matusow: WHO CARES ITS ONLY MONEY
Mark Vos: unlike u i dont wanna be broke
Mike Matusow: U WAN TTO BORROW UCAN HAVE WHT U WNAT
Mike Matusow: IMENA I LOSE LIKE THAT FOR 2 YRS STRIGHT AND I WAS A BAD PLAYER
Mike Matusow: U WEER ALLGENOIUSES
Mark Vos: no
Mark Vos: i won a wsop event
Mark Vos: i took a lovely pair of beats there
Mark Vos: 2 outer with 1 to come
Mark Vos: and 13 outer with 1 to come
Mark Vos: from chip leader with 8 to go
Mark Vos: to finish 8th
Mark Vos: lo
Mark Vos: lol
Mike Matusow: Y SICK BUT HEY IHATE TO TELLU THIS THA TPOKER WELCOME TO REALITY
Mark Vos: mike
Mark Vos: 1k 2k heads up razz?
Mark Vos: free money
Mike Matusow: ILST A 85K POT TO LOOSE ON RIVER HE HAD 4OUTS TODAY
Mike Matusow: DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
Mark Vos: u missed the razz convo
Mike Matusow: LOST A59K POT WITH SET TO HIS 2 PAIR FOR 59K
Mark Vos: there will be no apology
Mark Vos: i assure u
Mike Matusow: HAD 2 OUTS DIDNT SSAY ANYTHING IT ONLY HAPPENS TO U BUD
Mark Vos: i put 9k on mikes account during WSOP
Mark Vos: he turned it into 70k vs me lol
Mark Vos: wat was it?
Mark Vos: T5o all in preflop KK?
Mike Matusow: IGUESS
Mike Matusow: Y IT HAPPPENS
Mark Vos: mike's a nice person trapped in a bad persons attitude
Mike Matusow: LOL

Mark Vos: gamble time
Mark Vos: i give up
sbrugby: don't do it
Dealer: sbrugby shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: Mark Vos wins the pot ($20,995) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Dealer: Hand #920026201

Mark Vos: about time i guess
Mark Vos: yeah absolutely sick
Mike Matusow: U JUST UNLUCKY
Mike Matusow: U BE OK

[TIEdup14]

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Mike Matusow: ILOVE FISH FROM AUSTRAILKI
Mike Matusow: LOL
Mike Matusow: AUSSIE AUSSSIE AUSSSEI OUIOUIOUI
Mike Matusow: THIS RAZZ SURE IS FUNN

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I love it

[Black winter day]

Why is Matusow typing like a retard?
Is he that illiterate?

[7n7]

[ QUOTE ]
Why is Matusow typing like a retard?
Is he that illiterate?

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Mike says it's because he types while lying in bed. I have other theories. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[ChipLeader7]

Mikes just kidding around with the kid then he flips out. That comment was really uncalled for. If you cant take beats, dont play poker.

[nath]

I played with Matusow at the 5k PLHE event at the WSOP. He acted friendly enough to me but later in the day my friends who were in town and railing me overheard him calling me "toothless scum".

So [censored] him.

[TomHimself]

wow mark vos is harsh. screw mark he is such a nit

[TIEdup14]

[ QUOTE ]
I played with Matusow at the 5k PLHE event at the WSOP. He acted friendly enough to me but later in the day my friends who were in town and railing me overheard him calling me "toothless scum".

So [censored] him.

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This really begs the question

Are you toothless, semi-toothless, or any variant thereof?

[TheRanch]

Last night Mike got 4 outered by Chip Reese on a 30k pot. Mike called Chip a fish and challenged him to play heads up everyday for the rest of his life. Chip did not respond. I don't think anyone has ever called Chip a fish in his lifetime.
Shortly thereafter, Ivey joined the table. Ivey also bad beats Mike on a big pot. The Mouth says that Ivey is the luckiest fish of all and he is waiting for the horseshoe to fall out of Ivey's ass. Ivey says, "Will I be a fish next week when you come asking to borrow more money ?". Ivey then tells Mike to go take a pill or do whatever he has to do because he wants to play Mike all night long.

[Hopey]

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Why is Matusow typing like a retard?
Is he that illiterate?

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Yes.