TURNING STONE 5/10 NO LIMIT HAND V YOUNG PUNK

[LITTEJOEY]

DEAR REPULSIVE GEEKS.

I PLAYED A HAND THAT MADE MY UNCLE SO PROUD HE INSISTED I POSTED IT FOR YOU WASTES OF OXYGEN. MY OPPONENT WAS THE UGLIEST BEAST IVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO LAY EYES ON. IM NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHICH ORIFICE HIS MOTHER DELIVERED HIM FROM BUT IM CERTAIN THAT SHE REGRETS IT VERY MUCH. FROM HERE ON I REFER TO HIM AS RUJ OR REPULSIVELY UGLY JEW. THE PAIN FROM HAVING TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS SOMETHING SO ABHORRENT HAD GOTTEN TOO MUCH SO I DECIDE TO BUST HIM THIS HAND.

RUJ RAISES, SOME FILTHY MORON CALLS, I CALL BLIND. THE FLOP IS T92 WITH TWO SPADES. RUJ BETS OUT AND THE OTHER FREAK RAISES. I KNOW RUJ DOESNT HAVE MUCH SO I PUSH ALL IN. RUJ NOW THINKS AND THINKS FOR AN ETERNITY. WE ACTUALLY GOT THROUGH TWO DEALER CHANGES DURING HIS DELIBERATION. AT ONE POINT HE GOT SOME JEWISH BIBLE OUT AND WENT DOWN ON HIS KNEWS UTTERING SOME RIDICULOUS PRAYERS IN ISRAELI. I TELL THE PIG THAT HE SHOULD FOLD, NO ONE BEATS LITTLE JOEY BUT TO THE ECHO OF AN OWL HOOTING HE SAYS I CALL.

OTHER FISH TURNS OVER 22, RUJ CALLED WITH JUST T9. I FLIP OVER MY CARDS AND IT TRANSPIRES I HAVE Q8 OF SPADES. I HIT MY FLUSH ON THE TURN OF COURSE AND BUST BOTH THESE ANIMALS. RUJ NOW STARTS ACTUALLY CRYING WITHOUT ABATEMENT AND ONLY AFTER A LONG PHONE CALL WITH HIS MOTHER DOES HE STOP. I TELL THE FREAK THAT HE COULDNT EVEN BEAT LITTLE JOEY WHEN I PUSHED IT IN BLIND AND HE STARTS CRYING AGAIN. IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING SO I CASH OUT AND GO TO MY CAR.

DUE TO THE INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TIME THE BABY HAD SPENT IN THOUGHT THE CARPARK WAS NOW TOTALLY PITCH BLACK. AS I STUMBLED ABOUT TRYING TO FIND MY CAR THE MOST HIDEOUS SMELL FLOWED THOUGH MY NOSTRILS. I WAS THEN PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL, AND NOW I MUST BE MOST DELICATE. SOMETHING OF HIS THAT WAS CIRCUMSIZED PENETRATED SOMETHING OF MINE THAT WAS CIRCUMSCRIBED. HE SAID WHO PUSHED IT IN BLIND THIS TIME AND SCURRIED INTO THE NIGHT. BUT I GOT ALL HIS CHIPS, SO WHOS LAUGHING NOW?

CATCH YOU LATER, ALLIGATORS.

[tubasteve]

LOL someone please link me to the archived posts from this guy, anyone remember those?

[Xellos]

I think they were recently bumped in NVG or something because I just read them again a day or two ago.

[Spechel EDD]

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LOL someone please link me to the archived posts from this guy, anyone remember those?

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is that alizee in your avatar or some other girl im falling in love with

[tubasteve]

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LOL someone please link me to the archived posts from this guy, anyone remember those?

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is that alizee in your avatar

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obv

[TomHimself]

awqesome. lololol

[Xellos]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ge=2#Post143685

[Dan87]

seriously im crying at the joey stories

[acesonly532]

isnt this the same hand with gildwulf????????

[TomHimself]

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isnt this the same hand with gildwulf????????

[/ QUOTE ]yes thats the joke L;OL